The Immortal Venerable Who Loved and Abandoned Me

[The funniest power couple in the world! Every chapter's author's note includes a bonus scene.] Immortal Venerable Hua Wang entered the mortal world to undergo a tribulation and became Dao partners with a beautiful rogue cultivator. With the nine-day thunder tribulation approaching, they clasped hands and looked into each other's eyes, promising never to part, in life or death. Then the lightning struck the Immortal Venerable right on the head. The rogue cultivator: “...I think he's lying.” * Immortal Venerable Hua Wang of Linyuan Sect returned from his tribulation as a Mahayana cultivator, the strongest in the world. The sect leader asked, “May I ask what sort of tribulation you went through, Immortal Venerable?” Hua Wang was as cold as snow on a mountain. “I don't remember.” The whole sect was horrified: The Immortal Venerable was struck by lightning and lost his memory! * Linyuan Sect announced that it was recruiting disciples, and talents from across the world flocked there. The sect leader questioned them one by one. “Why have you come to Linyuan Sect?” “For the people of the world.” “To cultivate the righteous path.” “To ascend in a thousand years.” One voice among them said, “For my ex-husband. He seduced me and abandoned me.” Qian Zhu, the world's greatest rogue cultivator, looked up from beneath his veiled hat and smiled, his beauty utterly breathtaking. In an instant, the entire hall fell silent. Linyuan Sect made an exception and admitted a rogue cultivator whose strength was unfathomable and whose beauty became famous throughout the sect. Rumor had it he also had an “ex-husband,” but he'd never identified the man. Gradually, everyone came to assume Qian Zhu had only been joking. Until one day, the head disciple under the sect leader blushed and asked Qian Zhu if he had a Dao partner. Before he could finish speaking, a streak of white light descended from the sky and landed before them. Immortal Venerable Hua Wang stared at Qian Zhu. “Are you cheating on me?” Qian Zhu didn't bat an eye. “Why does an ex have so much to say about it?” Hua Wang: “...What are you talking about?” Before regaining his memory: There's a stranger who keeps coming up to me lately. I don't even bother with him. After regaining his memory: ...Wait, that's my beloved Dao partner. #I'm jealous of myself, I insult myself, and I try to steal my own partner while putting myself down# [Reader's guide] 1. Pure-hearted, jealous-as-hell seme X a flirtatious uke with a knack for mischief. A husband-and-husband duo who can take on the whole world. 2. The uke is independent, carefree, and never grovels. The early chapters feature a scummy seme with a few sweet moments. The Immortal Venerable falls for him and pursues him from around the time the novel enters VIP serialization, with plenty of angsty relationship drama. 3. The reason the connection between the leads is completely erased will be explained later. It's not a plot hole. 4. At heart, this is a comedy! The jokes and wording aren't meant to be taken seriously. It's all in service of an easy, entertaining read. 5. I don't follow TV shows or celebrities, and I'm not involved in fandom. Please don't mention real people or real-person ships in the comments. Thank you! There will be plenty of sweetness, but it's not mindless fluff. I don't think two people who are the strongest in the three realms deserve to be dumb, simple-minded sweethearts. They should be able to challenge each other and trade barbs, while also entrusting each other with their lives and facing everything together. [Cultivation levels]: Qi Refining → Foundation Establishment → Golden Core → Nascent Soul → Spirit Severing → Soul Division → Body Integration → Mahayana → Ascension [August 14, 2020, saved from a Weibo screenshot] Coming soon, please add to your collection *Immortal of Fate* In the modern world, where technology is highly advanced, beliefs in feng shui and destiny still thrive in high-rise buildings and narrow alleyways. People's lives can suddenly go awry just when everything seems to be going well, or they can be struck by strange disasters that defy explanation. Ding! Lin Su opened his phone: You have a new order. He dismissed the notification, tucked away his notebook, and sauntered out. Everywhere he looked, people's birth dates and Eight Characters were neatly displayed above their heads. In these three thousand worlds, there's an occupation called an Immortal of Fate. One glance can tell truth from falsehood; one stroke can change a destiny chart. · A student who uses fake magic to coast into a guaranteed place at a top university, a young master who steals another person's life to enter a wealthy family, a celebrity who steals others' fortune to become a shining star... They use every wicked trick in the book to steal lives that were never meant to be theirs. But they never imagined that an Immortal of Fate could restore their rightful destinies with a single stroke of the pen. Lin Su flips through the destiny ledger. “Let's see which idiot it is this time.” *Both leads are powerhouses, and the protagonists are incredibly strong! No angst, just a face-slapping power fantasy. Theme: Even if every trace of you is erased, I'll still follow the love in my heart and remain faithful to you.