My Disciples Keep Trying to Turn Me into a Love-Triangle Battleground

[New free bonus chapters are in the author's bonus-story collection] A disturbance in space and time caused the planes of the cultivation world to merge in subtle ways. After the upheaval subsided, the renowned Immortal Venerable Lanyue took on three disciples. His eldest disciple came from a Jinjiang novel, carrying a plot about defying and violating his master. He had no interest in cultivation and spent all day looking at his master with an obsessive, frenzied gaze, always thinking about locking him away in a dark room and keeping him for himself. His second disciple came from a Qidian novel, with the script of a male lead in a classic power fantasy. Weak in cultivation and pitifully jilted after a broken engagement, he mistook his master for an ancient venerable he had summoned, and became his devoted follower. His third disciple came from a Zhalang promotional novel and seemed to have picked up the heroine's script by mistake. He was constantly subjected to all sorts of bizarre persecution. One day someone nearly bled him dry; the next, someone almost cut out his core. Crystal-clear tears always slid down his cheeks, and every so often he would blurt out, “Master, you're so cruel.” The Immortal Venerable Lanyue devoted his entire life to setting his wayward disciples back on the right path at last. His eldest disciple honed his character, focused on cultivation, and rose to the ranks of the immortal path's elite. His second disciple lost his golden finger, but became a master of weapon crafting and telekinetic control. His third disciple recovered from his paranoia and became a master healer. The Immortal Venerable Lanyue was satisfied and ready to retire after completing his life's work. But his disciples uncovered a long-buried secret. Their master was actually from... a novel! Jiang Yuehuan: ? Jealousy-incarnate black dragon disciple top x cold, emotionless master bottom Reader's guide: ·One-on-one, mainly from the bottom's perspective, happy ending. The bottom has a natural harem magnet trait; Chu Jinlou is the top, and the bottom only loves him. Everyone else has unrequited feelings. ·The Jinjiang male lead gets the spotlight. You don't need to have read Qidian or Zhalang fiction to enjoy this. ·Cultivation ranks: Qi Refining, Foundation Establishment, Golden Core, Nascent Soul, Deification, Void Refinement, Dao Integration. Theme: Respect your teachers and keep the common people in your heart.