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[New Story: Has the CEO Posted an Update Today?] Now Open Jian Linghuai was a perfectly respectable CEO, until he suddenly transmigrated into an old-school danmei novel full of tortured romance. The original owner had married He Zhizhou in a political marriage. He was one of the most popular cannon-fodder love interests, and every day he went to great lengths to win He Zhizhou's affection. His signature tricks were crying, throwing tantrums, and threatening to hang himself. Jian Linghuai had no intention of doing any of that. He planned to sell the villa, get packed, and start a business. But he never expected the original owner's obsession with He Zhizhou to run so deep! The first time he saw He Zhizhou, he couldn't stop himself from going over and saying, "I want a hug." He Zhizhou: "?" Jian Linghuai didn't dare meet his eyes. "You can pay me, too." "..." ★ He Zhizhou suddenly realized that his wife in name only was acting strangely. The daily calls demanding money had stopped. The lovey-dovey texts every night had disappeared, and even the villa was gone. He Zhizhou: "?" When he saw Jian Linghuai again, the other man seemed completely transformed. His bluster and obsequiousness had vanished, but the moment he opened his mouth, he was still the same as ever. "Kiss me!" Jian Linghuai desperately restrained himself. He Zhizhou frowned. "Kiss what?" "Hydrogen, helium, lithium, beryllium, boron." "..." * One-on-one, lighthearted and ridiculous * A few chapters include showbiz content, so please keep that in mind! * Stay or go as you please, no need to let me know. Wishing everyone a happy life! [Next Story Preview: Has the CEO Posted an Update Today? Please add it to your favorites =3=] Su Chao was the center of the hottest boy band, but his bewitching looks had made him the universally adored bottom in pairing fanfiction! While reading the hit fanfics pairing him with his bandmates, he stumbled across an obscure ship: Meng Xingchi x Su Chao. Meng Xingchi was the company's new CEO: aloof, chaste, and an untouchable beauty who had countless little charmers falling for him! But in the fanfiction, Meng Xingchi fell in love with Su Chao at first sight, stared at him spellbound, and lost his very soul to him. Then they went on to enjoy a blissful, shameless sex life full of ups and downs. Su Chao: That's brilliant.jpg On the CEO's third day at work, Su Chao kept his distance and greeted him politely. "Hello." Meng Xingchi was cold as ice. "Mm." That night, the fanfic updated: Su Chao spoke coldly, freezing Meng Xingchi's excited, burning heart in an instant. Su Chao himself: That's a lie! Meng Xingchi's eyes are terrifying! On the CEO's sixth day at work, Su Chao accidentally spilled coffee on him. "I'm sorry." Meng Xingchi was cold as ice. "Mm." That night, the story updated: In the office, Meng Xingchi didn't dare take off his stained clothes, worried Su Chao would look down on his scrawny build. Su Chao himself: Nonsense! Meng Xingchi has an amazing body! A failing grade! But something still felt off. This author seemed to know way too much :) On day N of Meng Xingchi's tenure, Su Chao kicked open the office door. "MMP, why did you stop updating last night?!" Meng Xingchi was cold as ice. "Hmph." That night, the fanfic updated: Su Chao's eyes were red from crying as he vowed never to flirt with another little charmer again. QAQ Angel-faced bottom x socially anxious top * [Second Preview: Martial Arts High] When martial arts alliance leader Song Zhaolan led a group of martial artists in an assault on the demonic cult, they all suddenly found themselves reborn as students in Class A and Class F. So this group started scaling walls and rooftops... to go to internet cafes; they took up the title of Liang Zhui Cigu... and stayed up all night reading novels; they mastered the Lightness Skill... and competed in the sports meet. The students at Number One High were going crazy. Every day, they trembled beneath the intimidating presence of these two big shots, squeezed into the cracks between the two iron-fisted classes. There were no more secret trysts in the woods, only the two big shots shouting at each other. Finally, one day, Song Zhaolan received a "letter of surrender" from his rival: "Who says good and evil can't stand together? I'll stand right in your heart!" Later... Class A students: The alliance leader is incredible! He caught that demon's right hand with one hand! Class F students: The cult leader is so kind! He breathed life into that refined scoundrel mouth to mouth! Classes B, C, D, and E: Are you blind or brain-dead??? A bookish, top-scoring martial arts fanatic who only wants to fight x a top martial artist and bottom student who only wants to study ★ For more previews, please visit the author's page and step into the world of shipper scholarship! Theme: Be confident, strong, and independent. Don't become a slave to love.