I'll Be a Green Tea Girl, Just You Watch!

My next book will be True Feelings, Lies. Please add it to your collection~ Jiang You and Pei Mingxiao's marriage is all but dead. It's merely a product of their families trying to maximize their mutual interests, and the two of them often go days without seeing each other. After a car accident, the plot of a book suddenly appears in Jiang You's mind. In the book, Pei Mingxiao is the gong, and the official shou is about to show up. And Jiang You... He's just a green tea cannon-fodder character! A stumbling block in the way of the gong and shou's beautiful love story! In six months, Pei Mingxiao will announce their divorce at a press conference. Jiang You will be so furious that he falls ill and dies outside the wedding hall where the main characters are getting married!! Jiang You sees the light. Damn it, he's not going to be cannon fodder anymore! But first, he absolutely can't let those two bastards get off easy. When it comes to acting like a green tea, who could beat someone who's spent his whole life in wealthy circles, soaking up all their tricks? And so, Pei Mingxiao keeps getting messages from his assistant: "Mr. Pei, Mr. Jiang ordered two Jaeger-LeCoultre Hybris Mechanica watches." Pei Mingxiao frowns. "I don't need them." The assistant says, "Mr. Jiang says he'll wear one and smash the other for fun." "Mr. Pei, Mr. Jiang bought two private jets." Pei Mingxiao rubs his temples. "I already have one." The assistant says, "Mr. Jiang says one plane isn't big enough for a party." "Mr. Pei..." "Let him buy whatever he wants. You don't need to tell me." "That's not it." The assistant hands him a medical report. "The doctor says Mr. Jiang has something wrong with his head. He thinks he's living in a book." . Worried for some inexplicable reason, Pei Mingxiao rushes home and finds Jiang You pale, his lips trembling. "You came to see me. Won't he be upset?" "Look how thin you've gotten. How could he not cherish a wonderful man like you?" Pei Mingxiao's gaze darkens. "I'll cherish you properly." The next day, Jiang You's mind is back to normal. Everything else is broken. A green tea shou who thinks he's living in a book x a cold-hearted, germaphobic, obsessive-compulsive CEO gong Reading Guide: 1. One-on-one pairing, happy ending, in a world where same-sex marriage is legal. 2. The plot mainly exists to serve the romance. Please forgive any logical inconsistencies. 3. The shou really is a green tea, while the gong moonlights as a green tea connoisseur. 4. Follow the author's Weibo account @Wu Ren Tang Yuan Yuan for a character illustration of Youzi Tea and update notices~ Upcoming book True Feelings, Lies. Please add it to your collection. "Cheng Zhenxin has no true feelings. He's always lying." The Cheng family is fabulously wealthy, but in contrast to their enormous fortune, they have only one child. Everyone says their only son was born with luck itself wrapped in his arms, and that luck is practically dead. Cheng Zhenxin is that lucky guy. He grew up adored by everyone, and even his marriage was arranged for him by his parents: his partner would be Shen Zhou, a rising entrepreneur. Shen Zhou was so cool and aloof that even he would have to marry into the Cheng family. Cheng Zhenxin smugly hummed a tune. But on the wedding day, he bumped his head in a door and unexpectedly gained the ability to see the future. In his vision, Shen Zhou was like Goujian, enduring humiliation and biding his time. After Cheng's parents died, Shen Zhou would dump him, bring his ex-boyfriend into the Cheng family, take over the inheritance that should have been his, and reach the pinnacle of success. His luck wasn't practically dead. He was actually dead! Cheng Zhenxin: ...MMP! He hurried to ask a friend for help. His friend offered a plan: the cleverest way to truly control someone is to use affection, binding them to you in both body and soul. So after the wedding, Cheng Zhenxin eagerly dragged Shen Zhou into the bridal chamber. Once the deed was done, there'd be no more biding his time! . After they get married, Cheng Zhenxin keeps Shen Zhou under close surveillance around the clock. During the day, he uses sweet words to win his heart; at night, he keeps him up and exhausts him, winning his body. Because he married into the Cheng family, Shen Zhou can only endure the humiliation. One day, Shen Zhou's ex-boyfriend passes by. Cheng Zhenxin hurriedly pins Shen Zhou against the wall. "You're mine. Don't look at anyone else." "Fine. But I even married into your family for you." Shen Zhou reaches out and grips his slender neck, his voice turning dangerous. "When are you finally going to look at me?" A little con artist who seems confident but is panicking inside x a calculating gong who will do anything to win the shou over. Two powerful men putting on an act for each other. [Important]: 1. The ability to see the future doesn't exist. The shou is just delusional. 2. The ex-boyfriend doesn't exist, either. It's all a misunderstanding. 3. It's sweet, 24-karat pure sweetness. Don't be fooled by the first line of the blurb. Check out the author's completed sweet romances: Who Did I Get Into the Wedding Car With?: A gender-swapped version of The Wrong Carriage, Right Groom My Weekly Ex-Boyfriend Is Here to Settle the Score: One ex-boyfriend per week After I Transmigrated into a Book, I Got a Whole Family of Cannon Fodder: Transmigrating into a book, spending money on my idol Can I Live With You?: A guide to taming a jerk Deep Trap: A powerful man pretends to be a nice guy and sets a trap for a poor little thing; secret love turns into mutual love Theme: Though my path was covered in weeds from beginning to end, I alone am the witness to my life. - Bohumil Hrabal