My Readers Always Want to Ship Me with Someone

Before transmigrating, Shangjiang Zhoushe was an online writer for a male-oriented fiction site. After transmigrating, he planned to take up his old job again and earn a living. After struggling with writer's block for a long time, he finally turned his attention to the people around him. But he never expected that whenever he started a new novel, the comments from his readers would always pick up on things that left even him, the author, utterly baffled. When he wrote, "A little guy from the bottom of society fights his way up, step by step, to become a big shot"... Readers: "Squeee! The Short Boss and his little sidekick are just too delicious together!" When he wrote, "A student who swallowed a Special Grade Cursed Object defies fate under the tutelage of his blindfolded mentor"... Readers: "Squeee! The teacher and his best friend are just too adorable together!" When he tried a change of pace and wrote, "A wealthy young master takes the road less traveled, charges onto the sports field, and leads his team to three consecutive basketball championships"... Readers: "Squeee! The young master and his childhood friend are just too cute together!" Shangjiang Zhoushe: "..." Well, how was he supposed to tell those readers shedding tears over these beautiful romances that the sidekick, best friend, and childhood friend were all based on him? :) Recommending my upcoming story about a gender-swapped Ms. Mori. Slurp! "Ms. Mori Is as Beautiful as a Flower" One sunny, breezy afternoon. A cataclysmic explosion rocked an abandoned port in Yokohama. The incident involved the two largest armed groups in Yokohama, with a whole host of people caught up in it. Once the smoke had been scattered by the gentle sea breeze, passersby drawn by the explosion could finally make out the people at the center of the disaster. A blindfolded teacher carrying a pile of Yokohama souvenirs looked around; A silver-haired swordsman in a plain kimono slowly slid his beloved sword back into its sheath; A petite gravity user brushed the dust from his clothes and dispelled the red-and-black ability covering his body; A black-haired, bandaged man with dark eyes gazed at the sea, lost in thought; An observer of humanity from Ikebukuro idly twirled a knife; A golden-haired boy in a red suit smiled brightly as he sweet-talked someone; A violent doctor holding a chainsaw ground someone's hand under her leather shoe, gave a kindly smile, and said: "Oh my? It looks like you're hurt." A few minutes earlier, a vicious kidnapping had taken place in downtown Yokohama. The criminal was from Kansai. After being pursued by the police to Yokohama and finding himself trapped, he grabbed a passing female doctor to use as a hostage. The doctor wore a clean white coat over a dark silk blouse and a pencil skirt. Her long, slender legs were encased in black stockings. No one knew the doctor's name. They had only ever heard people call her... Ms. Mori. A doctor at an obscure clinic at the end of an alley, the current chairwoman of Mori Corporation, and the undisputed... queen of Yokohama's underworld. Recommending a story about my ship: "I Regressed Ninety-Nine Times for Itadori" by Yaohualing: May your life be like a flower, and may you bloom forever. Recommending stories by my friends: "The Jujutsu King, Starting from Zero" by Shachachajiang. In one sentence: I want both the beautiful white-haired Cursed Speech User and the title of Jujutsu King! "Ms. Makima Doesn't Want to Become a Jujutsu Sorcerer" by Wandao. In one sentence: A legendary crossover pairing between Makima and 5t5. "After I Went Dancing in Inumaki's Dream [Jujutsu Kaisen]" by Tanfei. In one sentence: I got captured and ravished, QAQ. "Carnivorous Boyfriend [Jujutsu Kaisen]" by Yunduo Tusi. In one sentence: There's a rabid dog at home. Enter at your own risk. Theme: Use the stroke of a pen to write a true story.