[My other ongoing story, I've Had My Eye on You for a Long Time [ABO], is now up. Please add it to your favorites!]
The Business Empire is a power fantasy about a male lead. His friendship with several brothers as they build their empire has inspired countless fujoshi to fantasize about them as a couple.
One fanfic BL novel, Absolute Confinement, brings together a scum top, an angsty romance, amnesia, incest, and all sorts of other melodramatic tropes.
One day, Tu Che wakes up and discovers he's transmigrated into a book. Having only read Absolute Confinement, he mistakes the fanfic for the original novel.
In the fanfic, Li Jiu is unloved by both his parents, delicate and sickly, and unable to walk, yet countless terrible men lust after him.
And Tu Che himself happens to be the cannon-fodder fiance betrothed to Li Jiu since childhood.
Looking at the beautiful invalid before him, who has just been in a car accident, Tu Che is overcome with affection.
He takes Li Jiu's hand and says shyly, "Don't worry. From now on, I'll protect you."
From then on, whether it's an overbearing CEO, a devoted childhood friend, a twisted doctor, or a crazy older brother... Tu Che kicks out one if there's one, and two if there are two.
At the end of it all, Tu Che says without batting an eye, "We don't need these rotten romances!"
Li Jiu watches as one good friend after another gets kicked out: ...
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Li Jiu's life has always gone smoothly. He's dominated Yangcheng and swept through the business world.
After being reborn, the little thing who broke off their engagement in his previous life suddenly shows up, insisting that he wants to protect him.
The little thing is adorable and clingy. The only flaw is that he suffers from Scripted Romance Syndrome, or, in short, he's crazy.
To help with the little thing's treatment, Li Jiu diligently plays the part of a disabled, amnesiac, brain-damaged Cinderella, unloved by his parents, who came from a mountain village, won a scholarship, and went to Lanxiang to learn how to operate excavators.
Finally, one day, he manages to make the little thing his. The hungry wolf lurking in the abyss bares his fangs at last, pinning Tu Che down and trapping him with his arms so he can't escape.
The next morning, Tu Che wakes up with an aching back: So much for being a delicate, sickly, universally adored bottom. I got tricked into marriage!
· 1v1, happy ending!
· Pure fun! Pure comedy! A little sweet treat to brighten your mood!
· The bottom read the fanfic but transmigrated into the original novel! The original novel's top is a big shot, setting off a series of absurd, unconventional transmigration antics!
· A lightweight, illogical comedy. The logic is dead, so just enjoy the laughs.
◆ A peek at my upcoming story, 1: I'm Going to Win You Over!
The notorious Huo Third Young Master, the man everyone supposedly hated, dies. When he wakes up again, he discovers he's bound to a System. To fully come back to life, he has to earn the favor of specific people. Otherwise, he'll kick the bucket in three months.
Huo Yangqing, fake universally hated man and real universally adored heartthrob, makes it look easy.
Win over his brother, who loves him but is growing increasingly disappointed in him. √
Win over the handsome junior at school who started hating him after he rejected his advances. √
Win over the girl friend who always bickers with him but blushes whenever she looks at him. √
Watching his favorability scores soar, Huo Yangqing gets carried away.
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One day, Huo Yangqing uses information supplied by the System to snatch a business deal from his archrival, Lu Jue.
The look Lu Jue gives him is as if he's about to eat him alive.
Huo Yangqing thinks smugly, Heh, as long as I don't have to win over Lu Jue, everything's fine.
When the two teams start clashing, Huo Yangqing rushes over to break it up and accidentally touches Lu Jue's hand.
The familiar System notification rings out: "Beep! Host, the final target has appeared."
"Target: Lu Jue."
"Relationship to Host: Childhood friend and archrival; the head of the Lu family, whose engagement the Host once broke off."
"Current favorability: -60."
Huo Yangqing: You might as well just kill me. QAQ
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If there's such a thing as a human lapdog in this world, Huo Yangqing definitely ranks among the best.
Lu Jue wants breakfast from the east market? He'll stand in line for two hours.
Lu Jue works late into the night? He'll foolishly wait outside his company for six or seven hours.
But after all his aggressive efforts, Lu Jue's favorability doesn't go up. It just gets more ridiculously negative.
With the three-month deadline fast approaching, Huo Yangqing decides to go all in.
On a stormy night, Huo Third Young Master, who was rumored to have countless lovers and never look back, cries and shouts in the rain that he loves Lu Jue.
Then Huo Yangqing watches helplessly as Lu Jue's favorability keeps dropping.
-90... -91... -92... -93... -94... -99
The moment he says he loves him, the score shoots straight to -100.
He's done for! He's done for! He's completely done for!
In the depths of his despair, the man who had stood as still as a mountain suddenly kisses him fiercely.
He carries him into the room and makes love to him passionately for three days and three nights!
Only then does Huo Yangqing understand:
Damn that System! You put the minus sign in the wrong place!
◆ Upcoming story 2: Hurry Up! I've Got Another Shoot!
Xue Wanchi is one of the transmigration bureau's top ten employees. Because the bureau is short-staffed, he's assigned to play two roles at once.
At first, he's an alluring demon cultivator, both righteous and wicked, serving as a guiding light on the protagonist's path to darkness.
He leads the protagonist astray, kills without restraint, and twists the protagonist's values.
In the end, his crimes catch up with him, and he dies at the hands of the righteous sects.
Later, he becomes the protagonist's upright and righteous master. His mission is to use boundless love to turn the now-corrupted protagonist back to the righteous path.
Unfortunately, when his first secret identity is taken out, the System glitches. Just as Xue Wanchi puts on the righteous master's guise, the protagonist sees him.
Clutching the corpse of his secret identity, the protagonist glares at him with bloodshot eyes: "You killed him! How dare you kill him!"
Xue Wanchi: Oh no. I'm screwed.
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Everyone knows that the fearsome Xu Ling has an untouchable white moonlight.
It's also because of this white moonlight that Xu Ling is at odds with his former master.
Whenever his master is around, Xu Ling shows up with a blade and chases after him, trying to cut him down.
On the day Xue Wanchi died, Xu Ling's heart had already turned to stone.
He swore he'd catch that sanctimonious hypocrite, torture and humiliate him, and make him wish he were dead!
But... why does he see traces of Xue Wanchi in that hypocrite?
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The plot has finally gotten back on track after going wildly off course. All Xue Wanchi has to do is die at Xu Ling's hands at the edge of a cliff, and his mission will be complete.
Xue Wanchi: Satisfied.jpg
Dressed in black, Xu Ling strides toward him, his sword's sharp edge stained with blood.
Xue Wanchi keeps his expression composed, but inside he's overjoyed: Hurry! Kill me! I've got another shoot!
But in the next moment, Xu Ling, covered in the stench of blood, pulls him into his arms.
The other man grits his teeth and murmurs, "Did you have fun playing me, my good master?"
Theme: Be a kind person, and you can find beautiful love!
It's not ky, but all I can think about is, Lao Xie, do you think I'm handsome when driving an excavator? Hahahahahahahahaha I'm laughing so hard
Bringing an excavator to marry a wife, all I can say at first is, man, the tyrant has grown up (serious emotion)
Love it, love it, love it
Laughing to death, a big fool, a paralyzed face
I always thought it was just too much brainwashing, but it turned out to be the truth.
Brother Li actually repeated a grade in kindergarten, hahaha
I haven't seen enough, I don't agree with the ending... If there is no extra story of more than 100,000 words, I will make trouble...
Finished with flowers??????
It's beautiful. It's really beautiful.
Excavator hahahahahahaha