A Plain Little Kid on a Parenting Variety Show

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Deep in the universe are countless beautiful little planets. Each one has a unique country, ruled by a little king with their own distinctive personality. Rou Rou is one of these little kings. Her planet is home to the fairest and most responsible interstellar court in the nearby galaxies. Its cases range from monsters fighting to land disputes caused by wandering planets, and even evil space gods littering the cosmos with trash... She gathers evidence, solves cases, mediates disputes, and makes arrests. She handles every case and every step of the process to perfection.

At three and a half years old, with three years of work experience under her belt, Judge Rou Rou is finally about to take a vacation. But she can't sit still, and before her leave officially begins, she takes on another job.

Looking after a child for her distant relatives on Earth.

The kid has just turned eighteen. He's young, but he's quite a handful. His "mean face, obnoxious attitude, and terrible temper" have earned him a torrent of abuse online, and he's even scared off several young guests on a TV show.

Judge Rou Rou pats her belly confidently. "Leave him to me."

Even interstellar dragons behave themselves and pay their speeding fines in front of her. This is just a human kid. She can definitely handle him!

BKing, obnoxious, and a nepo baby... These are the words netizens most often use to describe Pei Yu. But he's so beautiful and well-connected that they haven't managed to drive this tumor out of the entertainment industry.

Pei Yu doesn't care. But his mother, who has only just found him again, can't stand watching this. Without asking him, she brings in a supposedly all-powerful great-aunt to help.

It turns out the great-aunt is a tiny little kid who claims to be the universe's number-one clear-soup baby. She's obsessed with cosplaying Bao Zheng and insists he call her Lord Bing Qingtian.

Pei Yu rolls his eyes. "Are you out of your mind?"

But, to be fair, Lord Bing Qingtian really does have something going for her.

She's impartial and won't take his side just because they're related:

She makes Pei Yu read the comments online. She sternly condemns the malicious remarks that are just there to vent, but approves of and likes the ones saying, "Bad acting, rude, and so arrogant you want to smack him." No matter how much Pei Yu protests, she sticks to her original ruling.

She's bold but observant, and good at collecting evidence in everyday life:

A paparazzo claims that Pei Yu parties every night, spending all night at a bar suspected of being involved in drug deals whenever he doesn't have a job.

Lord Bing Qingtian immediately produces the evidence: hundreds of close-up photos of him drooling in his sleep, all timestamped, plus nearly a gigabyte of videos of him crying in his sleep and asking for Ultraman. The airtight timeline proves that this cocky king who looks like he knows how to party doesn't even have time to go to a bar!

She's experienced and has excellent interrogation skills:

Someone calls in to accuse Pei Yu of turning his classmates against them and bullying them at school. They claim to be an old friend and give plenty of details. Combined with Pei Yu's awful, arrogant temper, netizens believe them completely.

Lord Bing Qingtian calmly asks in return: If you're such good friends with Pei Yu, then surely you know he got fifty points on his final math exam.

Once the caller agrees, Lord Bing Qingtian gives a cold laugh. Her little voice rings out as she points out the flaw in their story.

Pei Yu is an idiot. How could he get fifty points?

He can't even manage double digits, so it's obvious the accuser is lying!

Lord Bing Qingtian's reasoning is so convincing that netizens are instantly won over!

Pei Yu's reputation makes a complete turnaround: BKing (crossed out), a delicate crybaby who's allergic to alcohol, has sensitive eardrums, and can't stay up late (check).

Violent, domineering delinquent bully (crossed out), a beautiful idiot so bad at math even his haters couldn't imagine it (check).

His popularity with casual viewers skyrockets. People mistake him for a comedian, and Pei Yu's signature act becomes "getting less than ten in math"...

Coming soon: Reborn as a Daughter in the Animal Kingdom

Yue Menglan wakes up one day to find that she has become a baby animal. The good news is that she has a mother to look after her. The bad news is that her mother seems a little unreliable...

"My Mom Is a Spoiled Freeloader Who Got Dumped", Mom the leopard says she'll teach us how to hunt, then pounces on her own mother the next second, whining in her hoarse voice for food. This trick always works. Our whole family grows nice and chubby under the care of our nimble grandma, until the day Grandma disappears...

"My Mom Is a Greedy Little Whiner", Mom the wolf says she'll teach me how to survive in the treacherous wolf pack, then whines as she burrows into the wolf king's arms, begging him for food. This trick always works. Our whole family grows nice and chubby under the care of the wolf king, who's all bark and no bite, until he gets injured by a pride of lions and a new king takes over...

"My Mom Has a Rare Skin, Is an Elegant Outlaw, Angers Every Big Shot Nearby, and Runs Away While Pregnant" (White Lioness arc)

"My Mom Loves Gossip So Much That She Picks Up Human-Installed Tree-Stump Cameras With Her Trunk and Shoves Them in Lions' Faces to 'Interview' Them" (Elephant arc)

"My Mom Doesn't Know She's an Endangered Species, Flirts With Everyone She Meets, and Is a Rowdy Drifter Who Might as Well Wipe Out Her Entire Family Herself" (Baiji dolphin arc)

Theme: Sincerity is priceless