Love-Brain Is a Disease, and It Needs Treatment!

[Chapter 94 was posted by mistake and is being locked. Do not buy it. It will be unlocked and readable after being replaced with an extra chapter in a few days. I'm updating another novel next door, so the replacement may take a while. Sorry.] Novel blurb: Xiaoxiao, a spirit formed from spiritual energy, was curious and went to join the fun. The world's will tricked her into possessing a human toddler, turning her into a cannon-fodder female side character in a series of novels. In this trilogy, her parents, whose love is full of angst, are the leads of a rebirth-and-revenge romance. Her arrogant, aloof older brother is a supporting character in a campus romance. Even her pitiful little brother, huddled in a corner pretending to be a mushroom, will grow up to become the obsessive male lead of a transmigrate-into-a-book novel. This family of hopeless romantics is headed for a perfect, total wipeout. Forced to become human, five-year-old Xiaoxiao helplessly rolls up her sleeves and clenches her fists. "A total wipeout is not happening, not in this lifetime. I hear a little external stimulus can help hopeless romantics come to their senses. How about... we give it a try?" Reading notes: 1. This expands on the fourth small world of my completed novel, I Cultivated the Way with Sage's Sayings. Some early content is similar, but the setting has been slightly adjusted and the ending goes in a different direction. 2. [Important] The female lead's true form is not human. She mouths off at heaven and earth alike, and her combat prowess is off the charts. If that doesn't fit your idea of a child and feels jarring, please stop reading. 3. I'm writing with abandon. Please read the content warnings in the author's note in Chapter One. 4. If it's not for you, please just drop it. Leave civil comments and respect one another. Many thanks. [New novel, No One Can Beat Me in My Own Lines, now open for preorders!] Ling Chu considered herself a proper mountain chieftain. She worked hard, farming and hunting, but died young while defending the mountain villagers from the imperial army's rebels. She never expected that after closing and opening her eyes, she'd be forcibly bound by a System called 007 and become the male lead's older sister: a woman bent on climbing into a wealthy family, casting her net everywhere, only to be played by the fish she caught. She was also forced to complete Black Lotus script missions. Script One: [The man frowned in disgust. "What trick are you playing now? You'd do anything to seduce me, wouldn't you?" Ling Chu's heart tightened, but there was no turning back. She could only cry and confess, "I really do like you."] 007: Host, please follow the script and complete the dialogue mission. Ling Chu pondered for a moment, then patiently negotiated. "Could I polish the dialogue a little? Make it sound more profound and nuanced?" 007 thought it over and nodded. "Sure." At once, Ling Chu's expression changed completely. She rolled her eyes at the person opposite her. "Hah, as if I give a damn about you." 007: ...Is something not quite right here? Script Two: [In the dim private room, Ling Chu suppressed the bitterness in her throat, picked up her glass, and smiled sweetly. "All right. Since Young Master Zhou wants to drink, I'll toast you first."] Ling Chu kicked the table, grabbed the bottle in front of her, and drained it straight from the mouth. She set the bottle down upside down. "I just polished that off. Come on, Old Zhou, hurry up. Why are you saving that last bit? Raising fish?" Some time later, Male Leads Two, Three, and Four, watching coolly from the sidelines: This woman... is damn irresistible. 007, covering its face and weeping: "You might not believe me, but this really isn't my script." Theme: Life is a lonely journey. The only ones who can keep lighting the way ahead are ourselves.