(This article starts from Chapter 24 on May 11th. Dear friends, please hurry up and remember not to buy the chapters you have read!)
Guizhi was a human, she was very sure.
The classmates and teachers in the kindergarten are all human beings, and Guizhi is very sure.
But Guizhi is not sure whether Guizhi's family members are human beings——
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On how difficult it is to raise a human cub:
"The cheapest house in the school district is 38,000 square meters, and the minimum area is 60 square meters. The total price is 2.28 Million. Is it full payment or a loan?"
"Kindergarten tuition is 8,000 per year, eight sets of four-season school uniforms totaling 1,200, as well as food expenses, class activity organization fees, etc. How do you pay for it, parents?"
"Our interest courses here include piano lessons, ballet lessons, calligraphy lessons, swimming lessons, etc. The prices range from 300 to 200 per lesson. What courses do you want to sign up for?"
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Guixi, the sweet-scented osmanthus demon who failed to apply for a job as a road landscape tree, clutched a stack of bills and gritted her teeth.
"How could I lose to that ginkgo monster? That ugly bald man whose hair turns yellow in autumn, and whose fruit smells disgusting, how could he beat me?"
"Guixi, don't be angry."
Yan Qing, the scholar, read the book calmly and said calmly: "After I am admitted to the civil service, all this will not be a problem."
"When?"
"After entering college first."
Yan Qing paused and revealed the cover of the book in his hand - "Five Years and Three Years of College Entrance Examination Simulation"!
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Guixi picked up a human cub on a snowy day. After thinking about it for a long time, she decided to raise her.
A tree cannot leave the land where it takes root, but later Guixi entered the territory of the human race for her branches, restrained her monster habits, and worked hard to learn to be a human race.
When people are really tired, they can't live in the fertile mountains, nor can they just change into their original shape, and they still have to go to work to make money.
But looking at my branches, growing up like a small tree day by day, this wooden heart also feels a little happy——
A story about a group of monsters clumsily raising a human cub in human society.
The daily life is relaxed and warm, focusing on family affection. There are osmanthus fairies, book fairies, ginseng fairies, vixens... And other strange monsters and gods in the family.
Hope you all like it!
————Advance receipt of the next book————
"Have You Seen My Tyrannosaurus Rex?" (Whistle direction)
There are female whistles, male whistles, and Xiang Xiang. I stream the whistle blowing version to make it easy and funny.
Shi Wei once traveled to the Sentinel World, and an egg appeared next to her on the day she differentiated into a Sentinel.
"Hello, the egg you laid has fallen." Shi Wei, who was lucky enough to find money, said as he returned the egg to the sentry whose spiritual body was a bird.
"Have you ever seen anyone with a spiritual body that can lay eggs?" The sentry sneered, hating how iron can never become steel: "And my spiritual body is male! It's male!"
Doesn't the spiritual body lay eggs? Shi Wei was confused, then there couldn't be someone whose spiritual body was just an egg, right?
Shi Wei sneered, who is a good person whose spiritual body is an egg?
Oh, the case was solved, it was her——
Her spiritual body was not only an egg, but also hatched into a pocket-sized Tyrannosaurus rex!
Big head, round eyes, stupid eyes and arms so short that he can't even feed himself.
Shi Wei held the Tyrannosaurus rex in his arms, which was as big as a puppy, and let out a long sigh. What else could he do with his own child? Just keep it!
Shi Wei carried the baby Tyrannosaurus rex into the Sentinel Academy of the White Tower. Who knew that this little baby Tyrannosaurus rex had a big temper——
Who dares to say she is ugly? A Tyrannosaurus Rex can give her a headbutt! Who dares to say that she is so small that she can headbutt a Tyrannosaurus rex! Who dares to say how much she ate, a Tyrannosaurus rex headbutted her!
So Shi Wei kindly named her Iron Hammer.
While Shi Wei was wiping Iron Hammer's butt and dealing with the aftermath, he climbed over the wall of the guide academy next door with his fellow students at the end of the crane, whistled to the passing guides, and discussed which instructor had the most curvy butt...
But when Shi Wei knew that with her grades and level, she could only stay in the White Tower to guard the gate, and receive a salary of 2,500 for the rest of her life, and no sentry team would accept her, she finally came to her senses and decided to take risks——
Shi Wei hugged the thigh of the S-class red dragon sentry in the academy and howled so hard that the heaven and earth shook:
"Captain, please accept me! Tyrannosaurus rex is also a dragon! We are a family!"
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In short, the daily life of raising a Tyrannosaurus rex in the white tower is as follows:
It's light-hearted and funny, and it's charming to everyone. The male protagonists are all guides and sentinels. If you like it, you can pay attention!
Intention: Self-reliance, self-reliance, positive attitude
Reader comments
Oh my god, you can see the author's mental state in the first picture.
Oh my god, you can see the author's mental state in the first picture.