My Monster Nanny

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Guizhi is a human. She's absolutely certain of that.

Her kindergarten classmates and teachers are all human, and Guizhi is absolutely certain of that, too.

But whether her family members are human, Guizhi isn't so sure anymore...

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On how hard it is to raise a human child:

"The cheapest school-district apartment costs 38,000 yuan per square meter, and the smallest unit is 60 square meters, for a total of 2.28 million yuan. Will you be paying in full or taking out a loan?"

"Kindergarten tuition is 8,000 yuan a year. Eight uniforms for the four seasons cost 1,200 yuan, plus meals, class activity fees, and so on. How would you like to pay?"

"We offer piano, ballet, calligraphy, swimming, and other extracurricular classes. They range from 200 to 300 yuan per lesson. Which classes would you like to sign up for?"

Osmanthus spirit Gui Xi had failed to get a job as a roadside ornamental tree. Clutching a stack of expense receipts, she gritted her teeth and said,

"I can't believe I lost to that ginkgo monster, that bald guy whose hair turns yellow every autumn and whose fruit smells so disgusting! What gives that ugly freak the right to win?"

"Gui Xi, don't be angry."

Book spirit Yan Qing calmly read his book and said, "Once I pass the civil service exam, none of this will be a problem."

"When will that be?"

"After I get into university."

Yan Qing's hand paused, revealing the book's cover: Five Years of College Entrance Exams, Three Years of Practice!

On a snowy day, Gui Xi found a human child. After thinking it over for a long time, she decided to raise her.

Trees can't leave the land where they've taken root. But later, for her Zhizhi, Gui Xi entered human territory, hid her demonic habits, and did her best to learn how to be human.

Being human is exhausting. You can't live in the mountains where the soil is rich, you can't casually transform into your original form, and you have to work to earn money.

But watching my Zhizhi grow bigger every day, like a little tree, even this wooden heart of mine felt a little happy...

A story about a bunch of monsters awkwardly raising a human child in human society.

A cozy, lighthearted slice-of-life story, focused on family. The family includes an osmanthus spirit, a book spirit, a ginseng spirit, a fox spirit... and all kinds of other strange monsters and immortals.

Hope you enjoy it!

----Next novel coming soon----

Did You See My Tyrannosaurus? (Sentinel and Guide)

Female sentinels, male sentinels, and guides. My own take on a lighthearted, funny Sentinel and Guide story.

One day, Shi Wei transmigrated into a Sentinel and Guide world. On the day she differentiated as a sentinel, an egg appeared beside her.

"Hello, you dropped your egg." Shi Wei, an honest soul who wouldn't keep something she found, said as she returned the egg to a bird-type sentinel.

"Have you ever heard of a spiritual companion laying an egg?" the sentinel scoffed, looking exasperated. "And my spiritual companion is male! Male!"

Spiritual companions don't lay eggs? Shi Wei wondered. Surely no one's spiritual companion could be an egg, then?

Shi Wei scoffed. What kind of sane person's spiritual companion is an egg?

Oh, mystery solved. It was hers...

Not only was her spiritual companion an egg, it hatched into a miniature Tyrannosaurus!

A huge head, round eyes, a dim expression, and arms so short they couldn't even feed her.

Shi Wei held the Tyrannosaurus, about the size of a puppy, in her arms and let out a long sigh. What else could she do? The kid was hers, so she had to raise her!

And so Shi Wei carried her Tyrannosaurus baby into the White Tower's Sentinel Academy. Who knew the tiny Tyrannosaurus would have such a huge temper?

If anyone said she was ugly, the Tyrannosaurus headbutted them! If anyone said she was short, the Tyrannosaurus headbutted them! If anyone said she ate too much, the Tyrannosaurus headbutted them!

So Shi Wei lovingly named her Iron Hammer.

And so Shi Wei went around cleaning up after Iron Hammer while sneaking over the wall into the Guide Academy with the academy's worst students, whistling at passing guides, and debating which instructor had the best butt...

Then Shi Wei learned that with her grades and rank, she could only stay at the White Tower as a gatekeeper, earning a salary of 2,500 yuan for the rest of her life, and that no sentinel squad would take her. At last, she came to her senses and decided to take a desperate gamble...

Shi Wei clung to the leg of the academy's S-rank red-dragon sentinel and wailed as if the world were ending:

"Captain, please take me in! A Tyrannosaurus is a dragon too! We're family!"

In short, Shi Wei's chaotic daily life raising a Tyrannosaurus at the White Tower...

Lighthearted and funny, with a touch of everyone-loves-the-heroine. The male leads include both guides and sentinels. If you're interested, give it a follow!

Theme: Be self-reliant, work hard, and stay positive