Kindergarten on a Garbage Planet [Interstellar]

Blurb: The Federation government has opened a special livestream channel dedicated to broadcasting the daily lives of exiles after their banishment. After hundreds of billions of citizens voted, the exiles banished to garbage planet A-99 were selected for the broadcast, and a series of rules were drawn up for the occasion. On the first day of the broadcast, everyone is scared half to death. On the second day, sharp-eyed viewers spot a toddler with a tiny topknot, wobbling among a crowd of bald men. On the third day, viewers watch helplessly as the toddler tumbles headfirst into a blanket and flails around, unable to get out. She nearly livestreams her own suffocation in front of tens of billions of viewers. Viewers: Oh no, I think I've become a mom without the pain of childbirth! From the protagonist's perspective: Z-009 is the last exile on garbage planet A-99, and the youngest one, too. Choosing a name for her becomes the easiest way for the exiles in this banished land to start a crowd brawl. It takes more than a month of agonizing and fighting for over a thousand bald men to finally settle on the name Xiao Kui, which earns her countless smacks on the palm in the years to come. That's why Xiao Kui hates A-001, the one who named her, more than anyone. Even the fact that he's her dad doesn't change that! It's strange. Why am I the only kid in kindergarten? Why is everyone else a teacher? Then why isn't it called Teacher Garden? Xiao Kui counts on her fingers, trying hard to figure it out. Even if she gets a different teacher every day, there are only ten days' worth of fingers! And what about all those people in the sky watching me through cameras? Why do they like watching me eat, sleep, and get smacked on the palm so much? Mommy says it's because they all want to learn from me. Then why am I the only one who gets smacked on the palm for answering a question wrong? Waaah... They must have cheated! Note: Blurb dated February 9, 2022. Highlight: This is all about the toddler's daily life: Xiao Kui eating, sleeping, and spacing out. The interstellar setting is just a backdrop. This book is published exclusively on Jinjiang Literature City. Enjoying a pirated version of this childcare story will make you happy for an hour and leave you empty for a lifetime. Please raise your little one properly and be a considerate, well-mannered online mommy. Theme: A cute soul is one in a million.