The Universe's Most Protected Mermaid Egg

[Coming next: Can You Get Rich Just by Gawking at Gossip? What a Deal! Please add it to your reading list~] Chu Shishi transmigrated and became an egg. An egg that had been mistaken for a worthless piece of scrap and was about to be destroyed: a mermaid egg. Chu Shishi struggled to save himself, randomly picked a lucky person, and rolled over to his feet, giving him a friendly nudge. The man looked down and said with disdain, “Where'd this hunk of junk come from?” Chu Shishi: “...” As long as I survive, I can put up with being called a hunk of junk qwq. * Feng Buyan got conned by a hunk of junk. It was pitted and pitch-black all over. One glance was enough to make anyone exclaim, “What an unbelievably ugly rock!” And yet the rock really liked him. When he ate, the rock stuck to his feet like a little kitten. If he accidentally kicked it away, it would roll back, dizzy and disoriented, pleading for a pat. When he slept, the rock tried to roll from the bedside table onto his pillow, but misjudged the landing and smacked him right on the forehead. When he showered, the rock would roll after him. Even when he caught it, it refused to leave, stubbornly wedging itself into the door crack. Its shamelessness, or rather, its rock-faced audacity, was truly astounding. * No one understood why Feng Buyan would keep such an ugly, worthless rock. Until the day it was on display before everyone's eyes, when its hideous stone shell cracked apart, revealing a smooth, lustrous egg inside. It was the last and only mermaid egg in the entire universe, an incredibly precious treasure. With a sharp crack, a fissure appeared in its pearly white shell. A flash of golden light passed by, and a pair of sea-blue eyes cautiously peered out through the crack. Everyone: Aaaaaah!!! Chu Shishi: I'm socially anxious, aaaaaah!!! Chu Shishi poked his head out of the shell, then slowly pulled it back in and covered himself up again. He carefully rolled back into Feng Buyan's palm, trying to hide. Feng Buyan held the egg and met everyone's bubbling envy with a possessive hand over it. “What are you staring at?” he bragged. “You can stare all you want, it's still mine.” *Silly sweet story [Flirty, handsome, blunt space hunter x gorgeous mermaid egg who switches seamlessly between being socially anxious and outgoing] [Bold] The main character is an adult. The eggshell is artificial, and the mini form is a scaled-down version of his true form, not a little one. *Revised 2021.12.29/2022.8.24 [Please add my upcoming story to your reading list] Can You Get Rich Just by Gawking at Gossip? What a Deal! by Tang Mei Lin Zhili was bound to a System, whose starting skill was called “Gossip Blind Box.” The good news: as long as he kept opening blind boxes and gorging on gossip, he could earn generous cash rewards! The bad news: the blind box's energy recovered at a limited rate. The days without any gossip to indulge in were unbearably dull, and his wallet was hungry. The good news: other people's favorability toward him could be converted into blind box energy, speeding up his gossip-and-money-making spree. The bad news: in this world, where golden fingers were everywhere, Lin Zhili was just an insignificant background character. Breaking through the ranks of the “universally adored,” “everyone's darling,” and “overpowered protagonist” Systems was a pipe dream. But Lin Zhili: To get rich! I'll give it a shot even if it kills me! [Fist pump.jpg] Little did he know, an unknown bug had occurred when the System bound itself to him, giving people in the entertainment industry a chance to hear his thoughts. * At a variety show, Lin Zhili looks at a popular singer: [She thinks she found true love, but she's really just a stand-in for a scumbag. He doesn't love her at all, and later he'll torment her physically and emotionally before she runs away with his child... His first love is coming back to the country in a few days. Poor beautiful big sister! That scumbag isn't worth it!] Several days later, the popular singer, looking refreshed, finds Lin Zhili and asks warmly, “Xiao Lin, I haven't found the right partner for my new album's music video. Would you like to give it a try?” System: Popular singer's favorability +100! Congratulations, Host, you've earned a 660,000-yuan bonus!! Lin Zhili, who hadn't even figured out how to win her favor yet: ? Did money just fall from the sky? At an audition for a small supporting role, Lin Zhili stares at a popular young actor standing beside the director: [Holy crap, what a juicy story! He acts like he's single and innocent, but he's secretly married with three kids and beats his wife. She's collecting evidence right now, preparing to take him to court and tear him apart. He's absolutely going to get canceled! Anyone who works with him is asking for trouble!] The director's expression suddenly changes. Not long afterward, Lin Zhili gets a call from him. “That supporting role isn't right for you. I think the second male lead would be a great fit. Come audition tomorrow.” System: Director's favorability +100! An 880,000-yuan bonus has been deposited!! Lin Zhili, who hadn't even had a chance to do anything yet: ? Are all the big names in the entertainment industry this friendly? There was also the “real or fake young master” gossip about an idol trainee, the “time management” gossip about an entertainment company owner, the “seven beds in one night” gossip about a famous model... Lin Zhili happily gorged himself on gossip, while his little nest egg kept growing! Later, when reporters interview them The singer, a director, and other entertainment industry bigwigs all say, “If it weren't for Lin Zhili, I wouldn't be where I am today. I'm so grateful to him.” Lin Zhili, the darling of the group and a secret tycoon: “You probably won't believe me, but at first, I just wanted to hear some gossip.” Theme: Strive to live a better life