Spoiled in Every Way by Monsters

[End of main text, extras will drop from time to time] That day, the Lord of Monsters revived. Monsters all over the world are looking forward to and curious about whether the monster master in this life will be reincarnated into a noble demon, a powerful vampire, or a cunning undead? However, when they followed the breath and looked for it, they only saw—— A human being. A weak and fragile human boy with 'I'm easy to bully' written all over his body. The young man wore faded clothes and lived in a small and dilapidated rental house. He huffed and puffed every step of the way, and his face turned pale even if the wind was strong enough. He was also suspected of being slightly autistic, and his weak debuff was almost overflowing! The thin and frail young man was blocked in a corner and was about to be bullied. All the monsters were silent for a moment, and then... I'm so angry! * Lin Zhimian discovered that his life had become strange since a crow flew into his house. Strange people would run up to him on the road, either shyly or boldly saying they wanted to hug and shake hands with him; There are always various small animals visiting the house, and they also bring various 'meeting gifts'; When someone is blocked in an alley, the other person will scream, "There's a ghost" and then run away... Seeing that the life of the human boy is getting better and better, the monsters are very happy. Monster A: Your Majesty ate an extra bun today, so the needle won't stick! Monster B: I bought the clothes your Majesty is wearing today. You are so happy! Monster C: Everyone must be well disguised. Don't let His Majesty see the clues. Human beings are fragile and will be scared to death by us! Until one day, Lin Zhimian couldn't help but suggest: "Can you please keep your voice down? I'm going to sleep qwq" Monsters:! ! ! Former Monster Lord · Now an autistic boy · Former invincible big black dragon who was retarded and suffering from X · Now rebellious little black snake · Really fragrant attack Copywriting archive 2022.4.3 ——[Advance payment ①]—— "The tentacle system is also pretending to be human today" by Sugarberry One day after the end of the world, Qiao Beibei mutated. He retained human thinking, but grew eight tentacles, each of which was... Very unique. The first tentacle is the gluttony type. One moment, he was using the metal box as a snack, and the next moment, he was secretly chewing on the wig of his bald teammate. One of them didn't catch it and almost swallowed a whole zombie alive. The second tentacle is the money-obsessed system. I like all shiny things, including gold coins, diamonds, crystals... And I welcome them all. Even the colorful scales dropped from the Siren's body are attached to the tips of its tentacles as manicure strips. The third tentacle is astringent type. When I see a pretty sister, I can't walk. When I see a handsome guy, I want to slap him. Even the monsters pick the good-looking ones to fight. My abdominal muscles secrete pink mucus every day, which makes me so hungry. There are four, five, six, seven or eight tentacles... Each one has its own personality. What can Qiao Beibei do? The tentacles that grow out on your own can only be pampered. * In order not to be dragged for dissection as an alien, Qiao Beibei tried very hard to hide his tentacles and tried to disguise himself as an ordinary human being. The greedy tentacles that are trying to stop people from eating secretly every day: "If you eat secretly, you can only take one bite! Don't be discovered!" Satisfy the collecting habit of money-loving tentacles: "Okay, okay, take them all home and stick them all on the tentacles for you!" He warned the pink flower's rippling astringent tentacles: "See if it's okay, don't touch others... You can't do it to me either! Don't rub my abdominal muscles or throw me when I'm fighting!!!" Qiao Beibei gathered up his loose sleeves to hide the surging tentacles under his clothes. Until one day, there was a knock on the door of the house, and a strange man stood outside the door. "Excuse me, have you seen my tentacles?" The man asked politely, "I have a total of one hundred and eight tentacles, but eight of them ran away from home. Have you seen them?" [An alien BOSS attack with one hundred and eight tentacles × I smashed the tentacles like a child and got entangled] ——[Advance payment ②]—— "Strategy for Monsters [Quick Travel]" by Sugarberry Once he traveled through time, Su Qingci was bound to the quick travel system. "In the mission world, you will be coveted by different monsters." The system said, "And your mission is very simple, stay away from those monsters and survive." Su Qingci took a look at the monster manual: shadow ghosts waiting for opportunities in the darkness, fallen evil spirits disguised as gods, frightening SSS-level pollution sources... Su Qingci was silent: "Do you have any misunderstanding about the word 'simple'?" In the first world, Su Qingci transformed into a dancer who was blacklisted by the entire Internet, suffered from heart disease and was severely depressed. System reminder: "Shadow ghosts feed on negative emotions and like to stay in dark places - what are you doing?" Late at night, Su Qingci turned off the light source and walked into the surging darkness. There is a black shadow slowly rising up along the delicate white and fragile ankle, tightening and rubbing ambiguously: "You are not afraid of me, why?" In the second world, Su Qingci is a blind high priest who is accused of treason and is about to sacrifice his body to heaven. The system warned: "The real gods have fallen for many years, and what you are worshiping is actually an evil spirit... Please stay away from the evil statue as soon as possible!" Su Qingci lowered his head and kissed the fingertips of the statue devoutly: "I am willing to serve God with my body." The evil spirit's cold fingertips swiped across his eyelashes, his beautiful but empty eyes: "Tell me, what do you want?" In the third world, Su Qingci is a strange researcher who is criticized by others and deals with alien species all day long. System warning: "The source of SSS-level contamination is hidden among this group of heterogeneous species. There is a risk of infection if there is no isolation and contact. Please be careful, host!" Su Qingci has entered the contaminated area alone, taking off layers of protective clothing on her body. The source of pollution solidified, wrapping him up in layers, swallowing all the sounds: "You are as delicious as I imagined." Later, Su Qingci successfully survived to the end every time and completed the task perfectly. The system looked at the various marks left by the monsters on Su Qingci and said silently: "... Forget it, just be happy." [Super good at fishing, a sick beauty is attacked by a possessive and paranoid monster] ——[Advance receipt 3]—— "It's impossible to be cute by being cute [Interstellar]" by Sugarberry The holographic game "My Pet Can't Be So Cute" became an overnight sensation. Hundreds of billions of people across the interstellar community were simultaneously exploring new lands and raising their own cute beasts. Qiao Nian'an couldn't afford a gaming helmet, so she had to find another way and became a glorious NPC in the game—— It is fluffy and soft, with snow-white hair all over its body, a big fluffy and soft tail, and a pair of blue and green eyes that are like the clearest glass in the world. It is like a beautiful but useless little cute beast in the shape of a waste. According to the contract, Qiao Nian'an's job is to act cute. The more players who give him good reviews and reward him with krypton gold, the more commissions he will get. In this regard, Qiao Nian'an said: It is impossible to act cute, and he will never be able to act cute in his life! ——But they gave us too much QAQ! * In the interstellar age, the human spiritual body awakened to its second form. The more ferocious and powerful the second form is, the more powerful it is. Qiao Nian'an, who has never been able to awaken his second form, is recognized by the whole school as a loser. Until she woke up that day, Qiao Nianan found that she had grown a big tail. Snow-white, fluffy, and soft, it looks exactly like the cute little beast he plays in the game. Thinking of the cute and coquettish characters he had sold in the game, Qiao Nian'an said: "..." A plant. Jpg * In "Beast Pets", there is a cute snow-white beast named An'an, which is recognized by all players as the most difficult pet to conquer. She's cute, beautiful and loves to act coquettishly, but it's damn hard to get her favorable impressions. Since the launch of the server, countless big guys have spent huge sums of money just to win An An's smile. But no one can hold the beautiful beast home. Until there were rumors that the cute beast An An played the role of NPC for real people. People across the galaxy are going crazy, trying to find An An, the cute beast hidden among the crowd. Only Qiao Nian'an hugged her big tail and shivered. Tail! Must! Hide it well! ! ! Later—— Qiao Nian'an: I can't hide it, I really can't hide it. Woohoo! ——[Advance receipt 4]—— "After the Marriage of a Sick Beauty and a Disabled Boss [Through the Book]" Lin Youfeng transmigrated into the cannon fodder True Young Master in the novel True Young Master, a beauty with a vase disease who is surrounded by scandals in the entertainment industry. The Lin family disowned him and sent him to the Lu family for marriage with a disabled villain in the book who suffered from leg disease. When he opened his eyes, Lin Youfeng had already been sent to the bridal chamber. The disabled villain Lu Junting was sitting on the bed with a sinister expression. Lin Youfeng thought for a while, then comforted him and said, "Don't worry, I won't let anyone know that you can't do it." Immediately, an imaginative sound came from the room. He looked at the beauty who occupied his bed, playing games and screaming non-stop. Lu Junting: "...?" * In the previous life, Lin Youfeng suffered from a terminal illness and died young. Unexpectedly, after passing through the book, he was still a porcelain beauty that could break at the touch of a touch. Lin Youfeng expressed this. It doesn't matter, live one more day and earn one more day. He wants to make up for all the unfulfilled regrets in his previous life! BBQ beer crayfish, fried chicken burgers and ice cola! Here he comes! ! ! * After marrying a paralyzed man, Lin Youfeng successfully gained a lot of attention both inside and outside the industry. A reporter interviewed him: "What do you think of your marriage to Mr. Lu?" Lin Youfeng: "It can be described in eight words." The reporter thought for a while: "Arranged marriage, no future?" "Wrong." Lin Youfeng said mysteriously, "I am sick and he is disabled, they are a perfect match!" Everyone thought Lin Youfeng was crazy. Lin Youfeng really seemed crazy. Dragging his sick and fragile body, he climbed to the top of the towering mountain and dived into the vast deep sea. He just wanted to witness with his own eyes the gorgeous world that he didn't have time to see in his previous life. * Later, someone was photographed backstage at a variety show. The tall man held the thin young man in his arms, his cold and stern eyebrows were full of tenderness, and he coaxed softly: "Is your throat still hurting? Be good, drink some more chrysanthemum tea." The young man's eyes were gleaming red, and his tone was lazy: "You are not allowed to do it tonight, I have to go bungee jumping tomorrow." The man said dotingly: "Okay, I will listen to you." Purpose: Be full of hope for life