A Field Guide to Fluffy Creatures

[Next story]: Dazai Wants to Dye This Green, The Yokohama Family Every person's soul has a corresponding animal form. According to legend, these animal spirits also protect human souls. But one day, ability users were swept into a thick fog and transformed into their animal spirit forms! A retired Master from Chaldea had no choice but to return to work and gather up all the crying, fluffy little animals. “Knock, knock, knock!” Gudako rapped on the Port Mafia's door. “Excuse me, did you lose this orange cat who likes to climb into black top hats, this silver-shaded British Shorthair who loves to scatter bandages everywhere, or this black cat who likes to wrestle with coats?” After the orange cat reached up and knocked his hat off, one executive went back looking rather confused. “Boss, the former executive who defected came back as a cat. Can you reimburse me for the cat food?” ...Wait, where's our boss? And what's with this black fox wearing a red scarf?! #Chaldea's Animal Park: Humanity's Last Pet Sitter# #Stop hogging my pillow! You've already turned back from a fluffy animal into a human!# #What happens after you get used to petting a fluffy animal's head, tail, and belly, then reach out and touch its human form?# System: [Ability users can't talk while they're in animal form.] Ritsuka: Oh. Then what do we do? System: [We can only borrow lines from characters with the same voice actor!] Nya-kuga: Muda muda muda muda, Wryyyyy North Pole Fox Gyato: I'm not a wig, I'm Katsura! Moriarty the Mink: I've told you not to associate voice actors with their characters!!! Oh, right. This is where Nobunaga should laugh. Count Cat: Khyahahahahahaha... meow. Fluffy Field Guide (5/77) [Inferno Owl]: A red owl with a loud call, found in [Singularity: Taisho]. Skilled at long-distance flight. Feeding it sweet potatoes increases its affection. [Dazai-meow]: A silver-shaded British Shorthair, found in [Singularity: Yokohama]. Likes playing with bandage rolls and string. Its specialties include jumping from tall buildings and landing unharmed, and showing its fluffy belly to pretty ladies. [Shiny Tiger]: A tiger cub, found in [Chaldea]. The character on its forehead is gold. It likes making a “huff-owowowow” sound that seems an awful lot like laughter. You may pet it only with permission, or it'll bite your fingers. [Fluffy Lion]: A lion cub, found in [Singularity: Rome]. Three suspicious little curls grow in its mane, and it likes chewing on a pink octopus plushie. [Crane Ball]: A silver sparrow, found in [Singularity: Warring States]. Likes to perch in lunch boxes and disguise itself as a rice cake to scare people. It can evolve into a white crane. How to enjoy this story: CP undecided. Keep your eyes peeled and cheer loudly for your favorite heartthrob contestant! (Ding!) Theme: The song of humanity is a song of courage.