On the Uchiha Fan's Grand Mage

[My upcoming novel, A Nonstandard History of Ascension to Heroic Spirit, is available to bookmark in the author's column. Synopsis below.]

Uchiha Tianzaosi, the Uchiha clan's combat-power ceiling, a new human-shaped walking nuclear bomb.

After an accident sent him to another world, he became a Heroic Spirit...

The only black-bellied Uchiha with a smiling, squinting face

Tianzaosi: I have no problem with becoming a Heroic Spirit, but I want the Counter Force to explain something to me.

Why is there a halo over my head labeled “candidate for Grand Caster”? Is the Clairvoyance chat group really that short-staffed? ∩_∩#

Counter Force: Are you happy~ Surprised~ ^_^?

#The Clairvoyance chat group welcomes a new member!#

#The battle mages have finally filled a mahjong table!#

Gudako: Other people's Casters are delicate and sweet, all “meow meow meow.” Mine breathes fire, chops people up, and pilots a giant robot? Why are there such huge differences between Casters?

Tianzaosi: You'll have to ask the Counter Force why it made me a Caster~ Also, Master, I can make meteorites with my bare hands~

Gudako: Stop! Put those onion eyes away! I don't want to know how you make a moon with your bare hands!

Tianzaosi: Aw, what a shame~ ^_^

Every day, I worry that my Caster will punch through the world's boundary.

Today's trip home is still so nuclear-peaceful~

Gudako and the Physical Laws Pope's journey to find their way home

Did the Honmaru Backyard Blow Up Today?

Yusa Tip, the first-generation Saniwa who made his fortune through sheer force. Now that the world is at peace, he lives a quiet life, drinking tea and raising fish.

But ever since an accident during the unsealing of his powers, the gate in the backyard of his Honmaru seems to have changed. Every few days, it brings him strange people or lost swords!

Enough is enough! After his Honmaru's poster boy had been missing for a whole day without returning, Yusa Tip had had it.

Did those fools really think that Dad ripping apart evil gods with his bare hands, crushing the Inspection Squad underfoot, and protecting the peace of time was a joke?!

So Yusa Tip stormed over with a sword in hand and opened the gate, never expecting to find a whole new world on the other side.

A little guy who throws people off buildings and fights dragons, a King with a giant sword floating above his head, a gentle boy who can see spirits, a calamity god worth only five yuan, Heroic Spirits fighting to the death over a cup, boys playing supernatural tennis, an elementary-school student favored by the Grim Reaper, a cute magical girl collecting cards…

Yusa Tip: What the hell did I protect back then???

Yusa Tip closed the gate to calm down, only to find a young man with a reversed cross tattooed on his forehead, badly injured and near death, in the yard. Then there was a handsome young man wearing a scratched forehead protector, blind in both eyes…

Open the gate, and there's a strange world with a bizarre, fantastical style. Close it, and a bunch of bizarre people with an even stranger style turn up in the yard…

Yusa Tip: I should just smash this gate! I don't want this backyard either! Lock it all down!

Swords: Calm down, my lord! We still don't know where Samonji is!

Yusa Tip: Damn it!

#Upcoming novel# A Nonstandard History of Ascension to Heroic Spirit

Ashiya Douman, an onmyoji who wreaked havoc, lived to cause trouble, and nearly became a Beast! Defeated in one move, he became an officially registered Heroic Spirit at Chaldea.

He landed with a cheerful grin, thinking he was Chaldea's strongest and the newest Master Daddy! Then he turned a corner and met love, only to find Chaldea full of Grand Servants, Beasts, and others enjoying their retirement with tea…

Douman: His smile slowly fades, his emotions grow increasingly agitated.

During a leap through time and space, Ashiya Douman successfully slipped away from Chaldea and arrived in a brand-new world as a Heroic Spirit.

The onmyoji who almost became a Beast sets out to discover the meaning of human love, and succeeds in becoming a Beast!

Douman: What is human love?

Bone Bro: We're true love!

5t5: We're gay!

The Nurarihyon: I'm a widower!

Dazai: Countless beautiful young women have died with me!

The little detective: Phenethylamine, dopamine, endorphins!

Sakura's brother, the magical girl: Work hard to support my wife!

…

Douman: ???? Are you people sick? Whose problem is this? What do you even have in your heads? [Confused face]

Warnings: My logic is dead. My headcanons are endless, I'm a novice, and all out-of-character behavior is my fault. Please don't blame the original works. [Bows in apology] The protagonist is overpowered and a jerk.

P.S. Chaldea's background follows my own headcanons [Chaldea in My Years as a Heroic Spirit]. It has a slight sequel feel, but only very slightly.

Theme: Lost and adrift in the world, look toward home. It is our eternal anchor.