The Double Black Duo’s Thousand-Layer Scheme

Up next: I'm Really Just an Ordinary Cat Visit my author profile and check out the first upcoming story. Dazai died. Chuuya had just attended his funeral. When he got home, he found his piece-of-shit partner lying on his bed. What the hell, is he a ghost? “Bastard, even after dying, you still won't leave me alone?” Ghost Dazai, who'd been cremated and had his ashes scattered but still wasn't quite dead, replied viciously, “It's all Chuuya's fault. If I died, you don't get to have an easy time either.” Chuuya: “Fuck!” Even worse, only Chuuya could see Ghost Dazai. Everyone thought he was suffering from severe hallucinations because he couldn't accept his partner's death, and the Port Mafia gossip forum was full of rumors that the two of them were totally a thing. For some unknown reason, they often transmigrated. Their only upside was that when their souls fused, they grew to 181 centimeters! But why did they have to shout an embarrassing magical-girl transformation catchphrase to fuse? Even if I had to jump off the Port Mafia building, I'd never breathe 181-centimeter air or shout that! Later Chuuya: Unlocked the power of the black sludge monster. Kitty got taller :) *Chuuya/Dazai stays together, no switching. Antis, beware. *No cheating plotlines or comments shipping them the wrong way. Upcoming story: Spend Your Money, Then Flirt With Your Chuuya Armed Detective Agency Dazai transmigrated. Who knows why he'd gone to sleep in his cramped, shabby dorm room the night before, only to wake up in a luxurious king-sized bed as the Port Mafia boss. But none of that mattered What mattered was that the whole executive department obeyed the boss without question. And Boss Dazai was rich! “There's no way I'm working. Isn't it better to use his money to flirt with his Chuuya?” Boss Dazai transmigrated. Heaven knows why he woke up to find that not only was the luxurious king-sized bed gone, but he was also in the red financially. He wasn't used to the Armed Detective Agency Dazai's poor lifestyle, but this Chuuya was wonderful. Since he was here, he might as well flirt with his Chuuya to show some goodwill. It just wasn't going quite the way he'd imagined. “Stupid mackerel, what's wrong with you?” “Mackerel, are you trying to die?” Boss Dazai: “?????” You're both Dazai, so why are you so useless? You haven't even won Chuuya over? Time to show you what real Chuuya-flirting skills look like :) Theme: Don't fear the darkness. A lighthouse is there to guide the way ahead.