The Port Mafia Executive Is Online, Beating Up Dazai with a Halo over His Head

Going premium on the 4th, with ten thousand words that day. Thanks for your support! Also known as Chuuya Becomes the Most Popular Guy Chuuya is furious. He can put up with suddenly ending up in a parallel world, and even being the bodyguard of that bastard Dazai, but does he really have to be Dazai's bodyguard with a blinding halo over his head? That he can't tolerate. What can he do about it? Chuuya: Break the mackerel's legs! This halo is bizarre. Nobody can see it but him, yet it seems to affect everyone. In no time at all, everyone is so hopelessly in love with him that they insist on following him around, buzzing at his side. It's beyond annoying. Then he suddenly realizes that someone might be immune to the halo. Before he can celebrate, he discovers that the person unaffected is none other than the mackerel he hates most! Chuuya: "..." * Some esper: "Our experiments show that everyone immune to the irresistible charm halo is someone who already likes its bearer." Some seafood shop owner: "S-So everyone has been hating me this whole time? I feel like I've taken a critical hit..." Some blanket monster: "I knew it. How could anyone like a knockoff? Heh heh heh..." Some guy with MAX presence: "You all have it wrong. It's not that kind of liking, it's..." Some sleeping demon slayer with incredible strength: "It means the kind of liking where you want to date him! QAQ I'm so miserable. Nobody wants to date me! Waaaaah!" Someone whose true form is a hat: "…" Everyone: "…" Some esper: "Mm, that's right." Someone whose true form is a hat: "…" * Thinking about what the esper said, Chuuya can't help looking at the mackerel sitting at his desk, unaffected by the irresistible charm halo. His face turns pale, then red. I treated you like my boss, and you were lusting after me! Chuuya feels conflicted, though maybe there's a tiny bit of satisfaction in there... The mackerel looks up from his work and gives Chuuya a knowing smile. "You've been staring at me. Do you like me?" Chuuya: "…" Chuuya: "Like your ass!" The mackerel: "Oh, I don't have an ass." Chuuya: "…" Warning!!! #if line# #Dazai top, Chuuya bottom# Next novel: Dazai's Character Is Falling Apart Again Today Theme: No matter how many times it takes, I will save you.