As Long as I Change My Secret Identity Fast Enough, I Won't Lose My Horse

Because of a curse, Jiuyue dies and is reborn in a different body under a new secret identity every three years on average. Years later, she accidentally discovers that all her once adorable, warmhearted childhood friends have changed. The Six Eyes who used to share a bed with her has a few screws loose. The young master who dreamed of becoming a teacher is the president of a secret society. The neighbor boy who studied medicine for her has switched careers and become a mafia boss. The little black cat who promised to help fund her dessert shop is a ruthless killer. The tsundere little ninja spends every day clutching a copy of Make-Out Paradise. Her gentle classmate has taken over the spirit realm with a whole album full of SSRs. Even the adorable little baby she once raised has gone dark! They all seem like trouble. Worse, for some reason, they've all ended up together. She can run into one of them just by stepping outside. No one is going to get in the way of her lazy life of drinking tea and basking in the sun. She absolutely cannot let anyone discover her secret identity! As long as she dies fast enough, no one will find out! Reader's Guide: * Pairing: Shuten Doji * Once the love triangle begins, all the younger characters are strictly familial. The other characters' feelings include familial affection, friendship, and love; the romantic feelings are clearly directed toward the male lead. Coming soon: Let's Raise a Dimensional Desktop Pet Xia Mo downloaded a desktop pet game. The pets seemed highly intelligent, interacted with her, and even came with their own growth stories. When Mr. Hat and the Bandage Freak meet, they start arguing like elementary school kids, and will probably end up fighting after all that bickering. The doctor in the white coat is always trying to trick her into spending money on dresses for the little girl. Give the club president a cat, and he'll become so absorbed in petting it that he'll spend the whole day cuddling it. The medicine seller who calls himself "this humble one" is always recommending strange remedies to her. The long-haired, black-eyed killer says dangerous things the moment he opens his mouth. The magician next door keeps swinging wildly between normal and unhinged. The artsy young man with dark circles is always trying to convince her to open a museum. Until one day... After making a wish to a dimensional witch, all her desktop pets came to life! Pairing: Mori the Dregs Theme: Face tomorrow with a calm and positive outlook.