Spending Your Money and Flirting with Your Chuuya

My health has been terrible lately. To keep up with daily updates, I plan to build up a 200,000-character buffer before publishing this story.

The Armed Detective Agency's Dazai transmigrates.

Who knows how he went from sleeping in a cramped, shabby dorm room last night to waking up in a luxurious bed as the Port Mafia boss the next day?

But none of that matters.

What matters is that the entire Mafia answers to the boss without question.

And the boss is loaded!

"There's no way I'm working. Wouldn't it be more fun to use his money to flirt with his Chuuya?"

The boss Dazai transmigrates.

Heaven knows how he woke up to find not only that the luxurious bed was gone, but that he was in the red financially. He's not used to the poverty of the Armed Detective Agency's Dazai, but the Chuuya here is wonderful. Since he's here, he might as well flirt with this Chuuya as a friendly gesture.

Only things aren't quite as he imagined.

"You stupid mackerel, what's wrong with you?!"

"Mackerel, are you trying to die?!"

Boss Dazai: "?????"

You're both Dazai, so why are you so useless? You haven't even gotten Chuuya yet? Time to show you what real Chuuya-flirting skills look like :)

Theme: Fun and laughter.