[Detective Conan] The Double Black Duo's Peaceful Life

The Boss Dazai jumped off a building, then came back to life. The Boss Chuuya died on the job, then came back to life. The Double Black pair stare at each other, then the domestic violence begins. Two authors livestream short skits recreating classic scenes from the manga, and the fans all peacefully die on the spot. The people who know the truth, their worldview shattered, look at the manga and cry, "This looks familiar. Isn't this the domestic violence scene at the neighbors' place the other day!?" The police praise the mafia boss as an outstanding citizen. Is this a distortion of human nature, or a collapse of morality? The three bosses just smile silently. :) The author Alashicat is me, this cat. I didn't plagiarize. I planned to post it here from the start, and this cat has given up on changing the title. Whatever. Updates are generally every 2-3 days. Each chapter, whether main story, extra, or anything else, will be at least 2,000 words (if it doesn't reach that length, it means it was self-censored). Theme: Devote what you hate most to the one you love most