[Crossover] The Great Calamity Has Something to Say

An ancient god whose mission is to protect the world: Doutian Huangbatu. For hundreds of years, he had remained in the form of a "spear," piercing through the surface of the earth. Seated like a pillar, he slept on, protecting the land. Huangbatu had assumed he would slumber like this forever. Until one day, a flash of white light tore through the barrier around him. When he came to, he was standing in a strange place. Looking at the bustling traffic and oddly shaped buildings all around him, Huangbatu impassively gathered the sleeves of his kimono. "Humans really are incredible creatures..." Comparing them with the fragile humans of the past in his memories, Huangbatu felt that retirement couldn't be far away. Could someone please tell me I don't have to be a human-shaped tool anymore jpg. In the end, he himself had originally come into being when human prayers fused with some random spear. Put nicely, he was a native god of Huangbatu. Put less nicely, he was just a slightly more powerful tsukumogami. Onlookers: ? Are you sure you understand what "slightly more powerful" means? He strolled slowly down the street, occasionally noticing people looking at him with startled, uncertain expressions. He raised a hand and touched his face. Huangbatu: Do I look that scary...? Dazai Osamu: Shorty, come see your dad! (laughs) Nakahara Chuuya: ??? What the hell? Since when did I have a dad? . In human form, he looks like a red-haired, blue-eyed young man in his twenties, but if you look at his face, you get the feeling that (this guy definitely has some kind of connection to Nakahara Chuuya). Huangbatu: How the hell did I end up with the same face as him when I changed forms? What kind of cruel joke is this? He can also turn into a gun (sweet or savory, whatever you like (nope)). Of course, the gun is only a concept and has no fixed form. In theory, he can transform into any weapon he can imagine. Doutian Huangbatu: ? What are you looking at me for? I can't do that one. A Gundam would be a bit too difficult. #Heavily altered setting, don't take it too seriously# #The protagonist actually transmigrated. The world he protected has already been destroyed# #He and Chuuya are similar, but they don't share the same origin. They're probably just the same kind of species# #And now, repeat after me: Doutian Huangbatu is 1.8 meters tall# Theme: Absurd comedy