[Crossover] Akutagawa Says He's Shut Himself In

Akutagawa Ryunosuke thinks he's a little unlucky. All he did was discuss with Teacher Natsume whether cats or dogs were better, and that afternoon, when he went to enter a book, he was kicked out of the discussion group along with the book. The second before he was removed from the group, he thought that if he ever got back, he'd have to tell Teacher Natsume in person: cats are justice. Dogs aren't acceptable, not even as cushions. Natsume Soseki: Don't come back, kid :) Luckily, he always runs into plenty of good kids who take care of him at all times. Akutagawa: Everyone's such a good kid... Completely satisfied.jpg The villains beaten up by the "good kids" he talks about want to grab him by the neck and shake him: Can you wake up already? Can't you see how many layers of schemes they have? Are you hallucinating from smoking or what?! Confused, Akutagawa turns around... The good kids: OvO He can't help rubbing his chin and pondering: Huh? Are there? But the moment Akutagawa turns back, the "good kids" reveal their black-hearted smiles, sweet on the surface but with their hearts, livers, spleens, and lungs aching with exasperation... The villains: Eyes shaking in shock.jpg Is your rose-colored filter just that strong, or are we all blind?! The big shots Akutagawa calls good kids, but who are really his keepers, often sigh: "Mr. Akutagawa is a wonderful person. We just worry that one day, if we take our eyes off him for a second, he'll..." And then the keepers dash out in a panic to go find Akutagawa, who's off somewhere feeling miserable again. Everyone calls Akutagawa the sort who vanishes the second you take your eyes off him, gets tricked at the drop of a hat, and seems refined on the surface but is actually a natural airhead. Right now, he's sitting on a park bench, clutching his book and lost in thought. Akutagawa: I want some teriyaki yellowtail made by the Librarian... Theme: None