Dazai's Little Brother, the Mischievous Crane

Check out my profile for upcoming stories! "Sword-Wielding Character-Playing Rules" -> Every secret identity is adored by the aunties! "Cats Play Esports Too" -> Come play games with cats! "Everyday Life Raising Kids in the Interstellar Era" -> Rub their bellies for half an hour before bed. Got it? As everyone knows, Tsurumaru Kuninaga and Dazai Osamu can't stand each other in the Port Mafia in Yokohama. You can even spot scenes like this from time to time: Subordinate, terrified: Lord Dazai, he's jumping, jumping... Mori Ogai: Off a building? Subordinate, in tears: No!! Lord Dazai tried to jump off a building, but ended up hanging in midair and flying around all morning! Mori Ogai, clearing his throat: Tsurumaru... Tsurumaru Kuninaga, looking innocent: How could this possibly have anything to do with me?! Don't look at me! I didn't do it! How could this kind of surprise possibly have anything to do with Tsurumaru?! As for the pepper and mustard powder in the poisonous mushrooms, or the super bouncy candy mixed into the sleeping pills, ahem, those weren't... Tsurumaru, looking upright and honest.jpg The Port Mafia's daily question: Did Lord Tsurumaru and Lord Dazai get into a fight today? Answer: Soon, soon! They made eye contact for two seconds longer today. They're about to fight! But in reality... Tsurumaru: Dazai, help me raise the kid? Dazai: Get lost. Reader's Guide 1. Tsurumaru isn't his biological younger brother. He was probably picked up out of a trash can. 2. A growing-up story about little Tsurumaru: from childhood to adulthood. He'll go to the Armed Detective Agency with Dazai. 3. Any OOC moments and plot holes are my responsibility. The pairing is undecided. Theme: The occasional surprise can add fun and delight to an otherwise ordinary life.