An Ordinary Wage Earner [Bungo Stray Dogs]

Hello, I'm Chi Yuyuan. I currently work full-time at the Port Mafia□□. The pay is good and the benefits are great. If it weren't for my lousy boss, my life would be practically perfect. Every day, I slack off and eat well. But since I'm capable and nice, no one gives me a hard time. My daily routine is eating with friends and chatting with online pals. I thought I could go on living like this forever, until one day my boss defected. As his close subordinate, I came under suspicion :) I had no choice but to go undercover in the Black Organization. While I was there, I made a few good friends. They treated me well, they were all exceptionally good at their jobs, and one of them made delicious sandwiches. I started clinging to them for support. I thought I could keep living happily like this, until one day my boss, Gin, told me all my friends were undercover agents :) I had no choice but to return to the Port Mafia□□, where I ran into my former boss and ended up being harassed all over again. The potato chips in my hand instantly lost their flavor, and my colorful world turned gray. Life is hard for me (burly-man-crying.jpg) - Thanks to the lovely A Qiu for the cover (what a lovely person), it looks so good, look at this! Absolutely fantastic! The main story is told in third person. The CP is not Oda Sakunosuke. The male lead himself is his golden finger, and he takes on the whole world. All right, I'm biased in his favor. If I don't love my son, who will? I'll update whenever I feel like it, as long as my phone doesn't get confiscated. , Recommendations~~ "Bungo Stray Dogs: Black and White" by Du Ku (Just a heads-up, this author keeps changing their name! You can just search for the title...) "A Port Mafia Executive's Daily Side Job" by Fu Yun Chao He (It's now a paid novel! It's fantastic! Let's all pester the author for updates! Or we can eat pigeons too!) , , Recommendation: "I Opened a Pharmacy in Yokohama" The story of a ramen-loving protagonist who competes with Doctor Yosano, makes height-increasing medicine for Chuuya, cough medicine for Akutagawa, and sells bandages to Dazai! If you like it, go add it to your collection on the neighboring page! , , A preview of my upcoming novel Hello, I'm an ordinary salesperson. My everyday job is selling products. This job doesn't pay all that well, but my ability is a perfect match for it. The two together make me a fortune. I happily came to Yokohama to start expanding my product line. , There are far too many stray dogs in Yokohama. They wander day after day, unable to find a destination. There are also far too many corporate drones in Yokohama. They work day after day, but their hair can't find a home. I smiled. , [Ability: Brilliantly Bald] When activated, it makes a person's hair fall out, gradually thinning from the top until it forms a beautiful... Mediterranean. , At the same time, the power of Tyrant Shampoo is terrifying indeed. , Of course, there are occasional exceptions. One person is immune to my ability. But that's all right. Because I'm a charming salesperson, I successfully sold myself. , I looked at the adorable punk-haired Dazai and smiled. Darling, your rainbow-colored hair looks lovely. , A collaboration with a friend, opening in August. Saving up chapters in advance. (10000+ chapters saved, subtle hint.jpg) Theme: I love Dazai, so I have to write this!