My Ability Is a Book, but I Just Want to Focus on Writing

[I'll say it again: don't buy this. It will be locked. If you're curious, read the free chapters first. If I restart it, it'll be under the upcoming title The Comments Are Chasing Novels in the Manga (same main character, mainly Bungo Stray Dogs and Detective Conan). See you when the time comes, Pudding.] [I'm feeling conflicted right now. New readers, please don't buy it yet.] -- March 24 The only thing that could get Ming Xuekong interested was writing novels. But far too many things kept getting in the way of his writing. Homecoming: The protagonist turned into a Special Grade Cursed Spirit and an urban legend, throwing everyone into a panic and making the higher-ups of the jujutsu world frantic enough to tear their hair out. By the time they came to their senses, the fans had already built a shrine for the protagonist and set up a memorial tablet. The strongest one scoffed: "It's just an imaginary cursed spirit." The Haunted Warehouse Incident at the Port Lately, strange noises kept coming from an organization's warehouse. When two executive candidates went in to inspect and take inventory, they got trapped inside, bouncing all over the place before wrecking the warehouse. The bandaged one and the gravity user: "...It's just an ability causing trouble." The Undying Corpse At a murder scene in Beika Town, all the detectives put their heads together, racing against time. The culprit was The victim suddenly sprang back to life and killed the culprit, turning the whole investigation into a joke. The detectives: "...Doesn't this plot feel strangely familiar?" Later, after being pranked again and again, everyone cornered the instigator: "You write really well. Please stop writing (smile)." (What could they do? As fans, they were conflicted too, okay!) * "If I can't use him, I'll just have to destroy him." Once the truth came out, the schemers launched all kinds of plots and schemes to get their hands on Ming Xuekong. It was a shame, but he would be best off as a pretty, obedient puppet, carrying out their ambitions for them. However, Ming Xuekong took it upon himself to bear the burden of a world on the verge of collapse. In the end, the vision of the world vanishing in his palm became everyone's nightmare: If he gave up, everyone was doomed. The people who had changed somewhat looked conflicted: "Surely there are things more important than death," said the bandage-wearing guy who radiated negativity all day. "My friend, why concern yourself with those ants?" said the confused and frenzied King of Curses. "Perhaps it doesn't matter whether someone is human," said the assassin king who had betrayed his closest friend for not being human. "Actually, humans aren't all as beyond saving as you might think," said the leader of the Pan-Star Religious Group. "Please join me in destroying all this and rebuilding it," invited a certain kind-hearted Russian. Ming Xuekong: ...You know that meme of the old man staring at his phone on the subway? Warnings: 1. Ultimate everyone-spoils-the-protagonist and redemption story, with everyone saving the protagonist. He's a fun-loving guy everyone mistakes for someone with a tragic backstory. 2. [Very little Detective Conan content early on], mainly Bungo Stray Dogs and Jujutsu Kaisen. 3. There are more stories-within-the-story at first, but it's just a wish-fulfillment power fantasy. The writing is poor and the logic is S-tier. 4. [OOC warning]. This whole story is just for laughs. Love you~ Theme: Feel and understand the world with your heart