The Evil Spirits of the Whole World Dote on Me [Quick Transmigration]

Top-Tier Alphas All Want to Keep Me to Themselves. Please add to your collection.

Blurb:

Yun Shang wakes up aching all over, covered in bruises, after an unlucky one-night stand.

Furious, he curses, "Damn it! I'll just pretend a dog got to me."

Then, two months later

The doctor hands him his test results with a kind smile. "Congratulations, you're pregnant."

Yun Shang: "?!!"

He's going to make the dog of a man who knocked him up die without an heir.

The child may be innocent, but he's even more innocent, and his studies matter more.

But terminating the pregnancy requires the consent and signatures of both parties. After investigating, he successfully identifies four suspects and goes to confront them one by one.

At first

A big shot in the entertainment industry: "Considering our social positions, it's more likely that you were the one who tried something with me."

A real estate tycoon: "If you want money, just say so. Stop beating around the bush."

A prosecutor: "If this is your scheme to drag me into it, a subpoena is already on its way. Get yourself a good lawyer."

A pilot, dragged over by his father to acknowledge the baby, says, "Seriously? We haven't even confirmed it's mine. Why should I take responsibility?"

Later

The entertainment big shot: "It's mine. If it isn't, I'll still take the blame. Throw the real father to the fish."

The real estate tycoon: "I'm worth hundreds of billions. How dare you turn me down? Come here! Take the initiative."

The prosecutor: "The child is mine. The grown-up is mine, too."

The pilot: "The baby's eyes look like mine on the ultrasound. We both have two eyes, so I can't deny it."

Yun Shang faces the four fathers who have appeared out of nowhere: ???

Thanks for asking. I just got the prize money for adding my work to a collection, so I'm set for life. I'll raise the child myself.

[Blurb for this story]:

[Shou forced to save the world] x [Gong who's beautiful and sly]

When the first evil spirit appears,

Yu He thinks the end of the world has arrived.

But the evil spirits of this generation seem a little strange?

A young master who's gravely ill, bedridden, and waiting to die:

Yu He has to keep him healthy and make sure he lives to ninety-nine.

A soft-hearted crown prince who does nothing but cry and eat:

Yu He has to loyally support him and help him seize the throne.

A defective Omega who's always been mocked for never being able to marry:

Yu He has to help him marry an Alpha from a top-tier family.

A nobody who's never gotten anywhere no matter how hard he tries:

Yu He has to clear the way for him and help him win the Best Actor award.

Yu He works tirelessly, risking ten years off his lifespan as he travels back and forth between different worlds, all to help these vengeful spirits fulfill their wishes from life.

But...

Why, when all I want is to save everyone, does everyone only want to seduce me?

And what about Yin Chixue, the NPC who's lived for over four hundred years, is sly as they come, and takes his "lock a man up and keep him" approach all the way?

Yu He: "So when you said you wanted me to be some great hero who saves the world, you were really just trying to trick me into sleeping with you?"

Yin Chixue: "Life is hard enough already. Some things are better left unsaid."

Content warnings and setup:

1. The shou protagonist travels to different worlds to help evil spirits fulfill their wishes from life and move on to reincarnation. He also unlocks a super Mary Sue golden finger that makes every protagonist fall in love with him.

2. The romance is 1v1. In each world, he falls in love with the gong's cosplay persona.

3. The history and dynasties are fictional, a hodgepodge of different elements. Please don't overthink the details.

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P.S. Regarding the rating after completion, some professional one-star and three-star reviewers always give one or three stars to free-to-read novels without even reading them, so their ratings aren't worth considering. No need to look at them.

Theme: Today, too, we must keep working hard to stay alive.