[Western Crossover] Don't Treat Switching Sides as Anything Less Than a Career

#The ultimate joy in life is switching sides: Who said we're on the same team?

#How a chaotic-good big lion gets led away, soothed by a house cat

Serious blurb:

Al Lin Lewis is a crime scene cleaner who isn't exactly respectable.

Then he meets a serious BAU profiler and joins a ragtag team of superhumans and super soldiers.

He has the most overpowered ability, the strongest friends, the most dangerous partner, and the most self-destructive goal.

In the end, he gets the best boyfriend in the world.

Original parody blurb:

As an ordinary cleaner, I've been aboard a spaceship and swept dust for Iron Man.

Going in and out of crime scenes is all in a day's work. I've diligently gone deep behind enemy lines for the great cause of world peace, and made the Most Wanted list several times. Who still remembers I'm just a cleaner? I've got it so rough, seriously.

CP: A seemingly warm but secretly cold, superpowered, rough-and-tumble top [not really] x a taciturn, highly intelligent, team-beloved BAU angel.

Theme: Everyone deserves to be loved