The World's Cutest Resort [Infinite]

Blurb: Jing Wu inherited an abandoned resort. It was in a remote location, had lain deserted for years, and was overgrown with weeds, its buildings in disrepair. There were even rumors that it was haunted. The locals avoided it like the plague. --And this was his retirement plan. After three years of unemployment, Jing Wu dug around in his pockets, which were so empty they practically rattled, and decided to return to his old line of work: hiring free labor (dao) (mei) (gui). When the app offered him a choice: 1 [An abandoned hotel with no water or electricity. The elevators are out of order. You now have two options.] [Options: A. Regular elevator; B. An elevator that works without electricity.] Jing Wu looked up the price of hotel elevators and repair costs, then decisively chose, "B." 2 [After years of neglect, the hotel corridors are filthy and need cleaning. The carpets need replacing and the walls need repainting. You now have two options.] [Options: A. Regular corridors; B. Corridors that clean themselves without human help.] Jing Wu looked up the wages for cleaning staff. "B." 3 [Because of past incidents such as fires and suicides, each hotel room has its own problems and needs repairs. You now have two options.] [Options: A. Regular doors; B. Doors that heal themselves without human repairs.] Jing Wu: "BBBBBBB!" Poverty makes a person fearless. With his fearlessness, Jing Wu became the poorest boss around and built the world's cutest resort~ *Rules for the World's Cutest Resort: 1. The Paradise Hotel has a different theme every day. If you witness any strange unexpected events, please don't panic. It's just a little bonus feature for the "supernatural theme" day; 2. The statues in the hotel garden don't move or talk. If you see a moving statue, go to the hospital immediately to check whether you've eaten poisonous mushrooms; 3. All the dolls in the Strange Restaurant are technological products. Please don't panic if they start talking, and definitely don't accept their late-night invitations; 4. The Strange Botanical Garden is equipped with hidden speakers. The conversations you hear between plants and insects are recordings, and the plant-versus-insect battle you see is a 3D projection of the boss lady's experiment; 5. The Nonhuman Zoo contains lifelike robotic animals. If you see a beast with a human face or an abnormal creature, don't panic. They're artificial animals the unscrupulous boss lady bought to save money; 6. The Virtual Technology Museum has humanoid robots. If you meet someone who looks exactly like you and they strike up a conversation, ignore them. It's the lecherous boss lady in disguise, trying to chat you up; 7. The Yin-Yang Amusement Park is off-limits at night. If staff refuse to let you use a ride even though nobody is waiting, stay calm. That spot has been reserved for one of the boss lady's connections... Finally, believe in science and reject feudal superstition! This is a manor equipped with the latest high technology! CP: A money-grubbing, dirt-poor boss who fears nothing because he's dirt poor, the uke, vs. a professional scapegoat with money powers and incredible luck, the "boss lady," the seme [Please add my upcoming novel, Infinite Horror Arts University, to your collection] Blurb: Jing Yi heard from his grandmother that his birth chart was weak, that his soul had been prone to leaving his body since childhood, and that his unusual constitution attracted ghosts and monsters. She said that when he turned eighteen, he would face a great calamity, with both the world of the living and the world of the dead fighting over him. Jing Yi had always believed in science and didn't take such superstition seriously. But when he turned eighteen, he received admission letters from two universities at the same time: Imperial Capital Arts and Performance University Infinite Horror Arts University Jing Yi: ??? So this is how the worlds of the living and the dead fight over someone? From then on, Jing Yi began attending Infinite Horror Arts University every night. The performance department had students play all kinds of ghost and monster NPCs; the directing department controlled the action throughout horror performances; the screenwriting department visited scenes of death to gather inspiration, then wrote real infinite games; the fine arts department designed and built terrifying environments and props; the music department composed eerie folk songs and death omens; the photography department captured ghosts in photos and videos; and the multimedia arts department made livestreams and surveillance bugs... To keep his identity as a living person from being exposed, Jing Yi tried to transfer to the screenwriting department, but failed. He began his career as a ghostly performer, feeling thoroughly aggrieved. By day: Jing Yi was a frail, helpless invalid of a handsome young man. He slept all day, but had astonishing talent: he was either not acting at all, or stealing the show with a single performance. By night: Jing Yi was a terrifying NPC with all sorts of identities. One moment he was posing as a human player to go undercover, the next he was a perverted NPC teasing the players. By day, the teachers and students at Arts and Performance University showered him with praise: "Jing, you play an evil ghost so well!" At night, the teachers and students at Horror Arts University passionately praised him: "Jing, you play a living person so well!" Jing Yi: "Heh. I'm exhausted." Studying day and night, I have to become a top student to make the most of my twenty-four-hour days. Later, in the world of the living, Jing Yi won Best Newcomer for a low-budget horror film. The media praised him as the dark prince of the screen, saying his acting was more ghostly than a dead man's. Within the circle of Infinite University, he became the most vicious NPC. The infinite-game media praised him as more devious than humans, more terrifying than the living, and more deranged than the most twisted players. Jing Yi: "Heh. Heaven knows I was only worried about my identity being exposed back then." CP: A seemingly pitiful but actually theatrical little madman, the uke, vs. a seemingly celibate but actually secretly lascivious big shot, the seme [There are more upcoming and completed novels in my author page. With such a variety of tastes, you're sure to find something you like~] Theme: Believe in miracles, and you can create them.