[Complete. Slowly revising. To everyone supporting the official release, may you all achieve your goals! Keep going!]
Coming next: The Paper Doll Goes Viral on an Extreme Dating Show and I’d Rather Starve Than Eat a Bite of My Ex’s Food. Please add them to your reading lists!
Shen Ayun, a genius senior disciple who cultivated the Ruthless Dao, transmigrated into a book. She became the same-named foil female character in an entertainment-industry novel.
The female lead was adored by everyone, while she was hated by everyone.
The female lead had countless admirers, while no one wanted Shen Ayun even if she threw herself at them.
Heartbeats and Butterflies was a lighthearted dating show. The production team invited both the female lead and the foil character to stir up controversy.
Before the show aired, fans mocked her relentlessly.
[The Faceless Freak is back to throw herself at people. I’m just curious, how can she be so painfully average and yet so convinced she’s gorgeous!]
[Let’s have a no-prize guessing game. How many times will the Faceless Freak throw herself at someone in the first episode?]
[Why guess? Just count the men on the show.]
On the day the show premiered.
When Shen Ayun transmigrated into the book, she was in the middle of a fake fall, about to tumble into the arms of some movie star.
Fans: See? See? The Faceless Freak’s foot just happened to slip at the perfect moment. She’s really throwing herself into his arms!
Shen Ayun tapped her toe, spun in midair, and landed smoothly, eight zhang away from the movie star.
Viewers: ?
The second episode.
The show was filmed at an amusement park, and Shen Ayun was paired with an idol on the drop tower ride.
Fans: Here we go! Just wait and see. This is the perfect chance. She’ll definitely squeal and throw herself into his arms!
Shen Ayun rode the drop tower three times without changing her expression.
Viewers: ??
The third episode.
The theme was wilderness survival. All the guests were stranded on a deserted island, and only one CEO had drawn a little food.
Fans: She’s about to show her true colors. This time she has an even better excuse to cling to someone and team up with them for attention.
Shen Ayun casually whittled a branch into a spear, then caught fish and shrimp with it, hitting every time. She fed the entire production team.
Viewers: ???
The finale.
The theme was traditional history and culture. The show went to an ancient town famous for its intangible cultural heritage, and the task was to obtain a sword from a master swordsmith there.
Fans: It’s the final episode. She definitely won’t pass up this chance!
They turned around and saw the swordsmith, who had never appeared on camera before, holding the sword required by the show’s task and eagerly chasing after Shen Ayun.
Swordsmith: Master Shen, have you considered changing careers?
Viewers: What the hell! Weren’t you supposed to be a shameless clout-chaser who threw yourself at people? Pretty lady, hurry up and pursue her before the show ends!!!
After the dating show ended, Shen Ayun became everyone’s top choice for a partner. The movie star, singers, and idols all voted for her.
Shen Ayun said flatly: No way! Dating would only slow down my ascension!
*
After Shen Ayun became a sensation, no one could get her to appear on their show again.
That is, until the announcement of the fantasy cultivation blockbuster The Ruthless Art.
At an interview, a reporter asked director Jiang Yingli how he had managed to get Shen Ayun to play the female lead.
Jiang Yingli only shared a screenshot of a WeChat conversation.
Jiang Yingli: Shen Ayun, there’s plenty of spiritual energy here. Want to come?
The picture showed a filming location deep in the mountains.
Shen Ayun replied instantly: Send me the address!
*A silly, over-the-top power fantasy. The female lead’s cultivation of the Ruthless Dao and goal of ascending will never change!
Pre-release novel: The Paper Doll Goes Viral on an Extreme Dating Show. Please add it to your reading list! See my author page~
The King Who Was Courted was a full-immersion romance strategy game.
When the game shut down, players across the internet cried, because no one had managed to win over their beloved Queen Fei Yinyin.
Player 1: The programmer who designed Fei Yinyin must be a forever-alone type, right?! They piled every lonely curse imaginable onto her. I spent thirty million on skins for her, and her affection went down by one???
Player 2: I went all in. I danced boy-band routines for Fei Yinyin for three days and three nights and tried to confess, but she blew me up for disturbing the peace. I mean really blew me up. My whole account disappeared! I spent ten million!!!
Player 3: I tried to buy Fei Yinyin a present, but she said she liked the private jet in the store that cost three hundred million...
On the third day after the game shut down, Fei Yinyin gained consciousness. During a programming error, she crossed over from the game into reality.
Heartbeats and Butterflies 2 was an extreme dating show. The guests were outstanding figures from all walks of life, along with a few ordinary people hoping to break into the entertainment industry.
After just one day on air, several ordinary guests hoping to ride the show’s popularity to fame had quit, overwhelmed by the extreme challenges.
Fei Yinyin was the last ordinary guest brought in as a replacement.
[Another one trying to ride the show’s popularity into the entertainment industry. How annoying. All she ever does is mooch off other people!]
[If she lasts one episode, I’ll let you kick my head around like a ball. Just wait, she’ll be crying and begging to quit!]
After the dating show began:
*The CEO was paired with Fei Yinyin for a tandem bungee jump from five hundred meters up. They had to hug each other as they jumped into the abyss.
The CEO stood beside her with trembling legs, frantically psyching himself up.
Fei Yinyin jumped forward, leaped backward, and repeatedly did backflips dozens of times, unlocking a new pose with every jump.
Viewers: ?
*For aerial surfing, all the guests had to leap from five thousand meters up on skateboards.
The male guests pushed each other forward, each trying to let the others go first.
Fei Yinyin stepped onto her skateboard and dove down without even putting on a parachute. Her movements were graceful as she weaved through dark clouds and lightning, like she was performing a dazzling aerial dance with a dark witch.
Viewers: ???
*
After she became a sensation, all the male guests wanted to raise Fei Yinyin’s affection level and ask her out. But then
Affection: -1, -1, -1, -1...
The male guests: Why does this affection meter look so familiar?
!!!
Wait a minute, isn’t this my beloved Queen?!
Theme: Take your career seriously
What can I say? It's very good. This is the first novel I've read. I like it very much. I hope the author writes more. I love this style so much. Woo woo woo. Let me hug your thigh. I'll just be a leg pendant. Woo woo woo.
I! Full order! Awesome!
Finished spreading flowers!!!!!
The senior sister definitely has some naughty tricks
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh~
Sure enough, it was still very comfortable when it was finished. It was my favorite type, but the relationship between the male and female protagonists was a bit lacking in description.
Damn, when will the advance copy be released? Want to see ~
When will the new article be published?
Not together, woo woo woo
After reading it, I spent money to buy the whole book. It really impressed me and read so well!!!!! The author is looking forward to your new article