Mistakenly Entering a Magical World After Ascension

[Preorder: All the Martial World Transmigrates to the Stars. Please bookmark it. Click on the author's page to find it!] [The Cosplay Player Plays Hide-and-Seek and The Drama King Celestial Master Catches Ghosts in Every Way are complete. Go ahead and binge them!] Blurb: This is an age of steam and magic. Here you'll find elves, giants, ghosts, vampires, and magicians, as well as a cultivator who ascended in the wrong direction because he has no sense of direction, and wandered into a magical world... Yu Jingshu's Ascension Diary Day One After Ascending: The spiritual energy here is poisonous. The men and women here are all blind. The food here is practically a suicide by poison. Day Two: I enrolled in a magic school to learn the local language. So many people gave me love letters. People here really have no shame! I got 234 letters from girls and 587 from men???? Day Nine: The teacher was so considerate, handing out ingredients and even pots in class. I made a vegetarian hot pot to share with the teacher, and they told me to get out??? Day Seventeen: The new teacher is a gorgon. When the class bell rang, I could practically see a whole feast of snake dishes walking into the classroom... Day Twenty: A two-tailed flying fish attacked us at night. It was so ugly... but deliciously ugly... Day Thirty-One: Dragon eggs are so delicious! It's just that their parents are too fierce. I almost couldn't beat them. Next time, I want to eat a dragon. *Couple: aloof, beautiful foodie immortal chef, a directionally challenged cultivation powerhouse receiver vs. passionate, unrestrained, gold- and jewel-loving, food-loving gluttonous red dragon top *[Please bookmark the preorder, All the Martial World Transmigrates to the Stars.] Blurb: Nie Fengmian, a professional villain in quick transmigration worlds, had a bad day in a martial arts world and ended up transmigrating to the interstellar world along with his enemy. The quick transmigration System crashed, and the newly appointed Alliance Leader Nie crashed too. Nie Fengmian: "The villain is going on strike. Being useless sounds great." A group of martial heroes were mistaken for uncivilized natives from a desolate planet and sent to a military academy for reeducation. The Alliance Leader lay flat and let people pet him. He enrolled in the worst school and picked the most useless major: logistics. Until... Star beasts ran amok, the Zerg invaded, and Nie Fengmian was treated like a sacrificial pawn. Everyone else waited to laugh at him. Nie Fengmian was delighted. "I've wanted a prehistoric beast for a mount for ages!" Alarm: "A Zerg swarm is right behind you!" "What! They even brought their own feed!" Riding a star beast, carrying Zerg feed, tearing mechs apart with his bare hands and roasting Zerg, Nie Fengmian became the most talked-about man in the stars. But the man back home was furious: The pecking order at home used to be money > System > natives > him. Now it had become money > System > star beasts > Zerg feed > natives > him! He couldn't live like this anymore! No, he was going to get his man back right now! The day's headlines: The Marshal flew a starship to welcome the returning idol. The two legendary warriors faced off from afar, their energy blazing, seemingly about to duel. Yue Chenzhou: "That's right, we're dueling tonight. See you in bed!" *[Please preorder the master's story, Accidentally Entering the Interstellar World After Ascending.] Blurb: After Xi Yan transmigrated to the cultivation world, he worked hard and finally cultivated his way to ascension. Full of anticipation, he prepared to become the God of Wealth in heaven, only to be greeted by a particle-energy cannon. Xi Yan: "Don't shoot me in the face!!!" After three hundred years of hard work, one blast sent him back to square one. All that remained of Xi Yan was a pitiful wisp of his primordial spirit. He borrowed the body of someone who had just died and began another life of transmigration. Xi Yan: "Yay, I'm a newbie again~" With experience from three worlds behind him, Xi Yan put on a newbie disguise and, in his newly acquired identity, obediently cooperated with his kidnappers and became a hostage in a space pirate den. But as he played hostage, he ended up taking over and becoming the Pirate King. Xi Yan: "New world, same old hero! Hands on hips.jpg." The Pirate King conquered the stars. The Pirate King forged trade alliances. The Pirate King wiped out the other space pirates and claimed an entire stretch of space for himself, then knocked out his rival, the Skull King, and kept his front teeth as trophies. The Pirate King freed himself, transformed into a weak young master from a wealthy family, went home to attend military academy and join the army, and earned a private audience with the emperor thanks to his outstanding military service. In the great hall, with only the two of them present, the emperor spoke, revealing a mouth with two missing front teeth. "Heh, we meet again." Xi Yan: "Shut up. You're hurting my eyes." Qin Qian: (╬￣皿￣) *[Please check out the Two Brown Bears preorder, Remember You're an Omega: The Amazing Pursuit of a Boyfriend Whose Combat Strength Is Like an Alpha's, Resistance to Pheromones Like a Beta's, and Physique Like an Omega's.] *[The goofy author's completed works, The Drama King Celestial Master Catches Ghosts in Every Way and The Cosplay Player Plays Hide-and-Seek [Infinite], are nice and plump, just lying here waiting to be devoured~] *[Original cover art by artist Xiling Mo, font purchased.] *[Daily updates. I'll let you know if I need to take a day off.] Theme: Promoting Chinese cuisine in a Western magical world