Blurb:
When Mo Yiao downloaded that knockoff-looking part-time job app, he never imagined that delivering packages would require transforming into a pretty-boy cat.
Forget your gloves and turn into a black cat with white paws. Wear a white shirt and black pants and turn into a cat in long johns. Get a bad haircut and become an ugly little crew-cut cat. Dress in loud colors and turn into a tortoiseshell queen!
From heaven to earth, the human world to the underworld, pictures to mirrors, there's nowhere a cat courier can't deliver to, as long as you can think of it.
A painting spirit in an art gallery at midnight, a centuries-old tree demon in a condemned neighborhood, a ghost dog at a crossroads, a mirror ghost in an abandoned theater...
They're all my clients!
But as he made deliveries, Mo Yiao discovered that there were also all kinds of strange nonhumans around him.
His old-fashioned homeroom teacher turned out to be a spirit in a pen, teaching students and telling fortunes for extra cash, all while saddled with a curse that made everything he said come true.
His burly PE teacher turned out to be a Northeast China tiger who loved skewers, fried chicken, and doing the bunny dance.
His mysterious roommate turned out to be a gluttonous dragon who ate anything and everything, and had been blacklisted by every all-you-can-eat restaurant near campus!
Mo Yiao: Meow meow meow?
So this fake cat demon is actually the normal one?
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Ever since Ji Yiao realized his roommate might be a cat demon, he had treated him with the utmost care.
Considering the little cat demon had only just learned to transform, walked with his arms and legs out of sync, couldn't fly and had to hitch rides everywhere, and even had to work all over town to make ends meet, the noble flood dragon put aside his dignity and became the little cat demon's mount.
The most awesome delivery vehicle in history! No contest!
Later, Ji Yiao discovered that this poor little thing wasn't one of his kind at all. He was a cunning, deceitful human!
Mo Yiao: Meow~ Isn't my cat form cute?
Ji Yiao's nose started bleeding: (*?▽?*)
Note: This story is entirely fictional. Believe in science!
Updates every night at nine. Aiming for six thousand words, striving for ten thousand ^_^
*[Upcoming story: All of Wulin Transmigrates [Interstellar], please add it to your collection]:
Blurb: Nie Fengmian, a specialist in villains on quick transmigration missions, hit a snag in a martial arts world and transmigrated to an interstellar world with his enemy.
The quick transmigration System crashed, and the newly appointed Alliance Leader Nie crashed, too.
Nie Fengmian: The villain's going on strike. Being a useless good-for-nothing sounds great.
A group of martial artists were mistaken for uncivilized natives from a barbarian planet and sent to a military academy for re-education.
The Alliance Leader decided to lie flat and let people pet him. He enrolled in the worst school and chose the most useless major: logistics.
Until
The star beasts went berserk, the insect race invaded, and Nie Fengmian was treated as a sacrificial pawn while everyone else waited to laugh at him.
Nie Fengmian was delighted. "I've wanted a prehistoric giant beast for a mount for ages!"
The alarm blared: "The insect swarm is right behind you!"
"What! They even brought their own feed!"
Riding a star beast, carrying insect feed, tearing mechs apart with his bare hands and roasting insects, Nie Fengmian became the most famous man in the galaxy.
But the one waiting at home was grinding his teeth in hatred:
The pecking order at home used to be money > System > natives > me. Now it's going to be money > System > star beasts > insect feed > natives > me!
I can't live like this anymore!
No, I'm going to go snatch him back right now!
Today's news: The Marshal flew his starship to welcome the returning hero. The two great war gods faced off from a distance, their auras blazing as if they were about to duel.
Yue Chenzhou: That's right, we're dueling tonight. See you in the bedroom!
*[Upcoming romance story: Even Goddesses Get Competitive, please add it to your collection]
Blurb:
Hello, everyone. I'm a goddess.
A genuine goddess, no tricks.
Though I'm just an obscure little deity, and I can count all my worshippers on one hand (*/ω\*).
A little deity who doesn't want to become an immortal isn't a good deity, so I'm determined to fulfill my worshippers' wishes through my own efforts, so they'll spread the word and more people will believe in and worship me.
A god can have countless incarnations. Because I don't have enough faith, for now I can only have one incarnation walking around in the human world, but that's enough.
I'll use my incarnation to personally shower my worshippers with love!
A worshipper wants to lose weight, so I take human form as a matchmaker and offer swimming, fitness, and diet plans. But she says I'm mocking her?
No problem, I'll go running with her myself!
After a month of night runs, we tried all kinds of delicious food on the snack street together, and our friendship grew stronger! But my worshipper gained ten pounds ┭┮﹏┭┮
A worshipper wants to fall in love, so I learn from my mistakes, read all kinds of books, and specially pick handsome men she likes to set up romantic encounters straight out of a novel.
Twisting an ankle and breaking a heel in front of a handsome guy, sliding into a wall pin in front of a younger student, touching hands with a childhood friend in the library, spilling red wine all over a senior, crashing a bike into her boss's luxury car...
I've got every kind of scenario, and then some!
But why does my worshipper say she's suffered social death and lost money, and never wants to date again?
(To be continued... For more, please visit my author page!)
Theme: Love life, love living.
It's very interesting. In the eyes of Xiaoxue in her previous life, I'm afraid the story was that her husband abandoned her and the child, made playthings for the warlord, and even sent people to kill her. Now the roles are reversed, Xiaoxue's pain is returned to Yin Chunhen, and Yin Chunhen's despair is also carried by Xiaoxue. The best outcome for them is that they never see each other again in life, and they will never be able to protect each other if they meet again.
Very nice! Come on! Looking forward to new articles!
Hahahahaha, you didn't expect that, I'm not alone.
Hahaha, I'm a lame-eyed bastard~I declare that you two are together~
Very cute. It turns out that not every story has a happy ending.
Very brisk, Wenhuang is satisfied
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Looks good but lacks a little wwwww
Spread the flowers, spread the flowers, spread the flowers, spread the flowers, spread the flowers