After My Pets Gained Human Intelligence, I Became a Millionaire

[The whole story is complete! You can also check out my completed novels, The Catlike Player Plays Hide-and-Seek and The Dramatic Celestial Master’s Many Ways of Catching Ghosts!] [My currently updating novel, Mistakenly Entered a Magical World After Ascension, is looking for readers!] [My friend Liangzhi Xiong’s novel Reborn: My Family Has a Male Spouse, a freshly baked sweet treat!] Xie Guanze woke up to find that the world had changed. All the pets had turned into people! The neighbor’s Alaskan Malamute was studying hard to become a civil servant at the demolition office. The bratty kid’s cockroach was helping with his math homework. The boss’s monkey was helping its owner fight and become the school bully. By comparison, the parrot he kept was practically a divine pet. Not only did it become the director of the culinary department with its cooking skills, it also teamed up with ospreys and seagulls to start a business, offering everything from hunting to cooking livestreams, and successfully opening a chain of trendy restaurants. After the parrot made it big, it stayed true to its roots, continuing to eat, live, and work alongside its owner, and taking excellent care of him with delicious food. One night, Xie Guanze happily snuggled into bed. “Life is just three meals a day. That’s more than enough... Hm?” Under the covers, the parrot’s voice was low. “Now that we’ve had our three meals, it’s time to do that other thing.” CP: A gentle, refined uke x a short-tempered, sharp-tongued, tsundere seme Warnings: 1. Quite a few pets in the story are currently illegal to keep in China. The story is deliberately set in the future and in a fictional city. 2. After the pets turn into people, they retain some animal instincts, but they’re now considered human and have human habits and thoughts. 3. Let’s all get along and enjoy the story. This silly author wrote it out of love while daydreaming about opening a zoo~ *[My currently updating novel, Mistakenly Entered a Magical World After Ascension, is looking for readers!] Blurb: This is the age of steam and magic. Here you’ll find elves, giants, ghosts, vampires, mages, and a cultivator who ascended in the wrong direction because he couldn’t find his way, accidentally entering a magical world... Yu Jingshu’s Ascension Diary Day 1 after ascension: The spiritual energy here is poisonous. The men and women here are blind. The food is practically poison. Day 9: The teacher was so thoughtful, handing out ingredients and even pots in class. I made a vegetarian hot pot to share with the teacher, but the teacher told me to get out??? Day 17: The new teacher is a gorgon. When the class bell rang, I thought I saw a table full of snake dishes walking into the classroom... Day 31: Dragon eggs are delicious! Their parents were just so fierce, I almost couldn’t beat them. Next time, I want to eat a dragon. *[Original cover art by Xiling Mo, font purchased.] *[For more hidden gems, visit my profile and dig around. You can also take a look at the pictures~ I drew them myself. They’re kind of silly~] Theme: