I Went Viral After Starting a Grand Academy on a Kids' Variety Show

[Prepublication notice: Omega Takes the Baby Variety Show by Storm Across the Galaxy is now open for collection. The blurb is at the very bottom. Feel free to check it out if you're interested!] [This novel's blurb] [Main story complete] Yun Xian transmigrated from ancient times and joined the baby variety show that his original body had signed up for. With his nephew in tow, Yun Xian began a new life in the modern era. However, as someone from another era, Yun Xian's ability to manage daily life... left a lot of room for improvement. He couldn't turn on the stove to cook, couldn't adjust the water temperature for a shower, and didn't know to put a coin in the bus fare box... His baffling behavior left viewers who had stumbled into the livestream dumbfounded. The three-year-old kid was worried sick. "Yunyun, don't touch that, it'll hurt! Here, play with this plane!" "Yunyun, your bath is ready. Time for a bath!" "Yunyun, you're so good! The noodles are yummy!" The viewers scolded Yun Xian while showering the little one with support. [What did this idiot Yun Xian do to deserve such a capable kid?] [Kiddo, stop taking care of your useless uncle. Big sis will take you out and smooch you all over!] [My sweet little one, let big sis give you a kiss. You even cook for your uncle, you're amazing!] [I'm dying, how can a little kid be this cute?!] Under the guidance of his dependable little nephew, Yun Xian gradually adapted to modern life. With a helpful neighbor lending a hand, the two of them managed to get by. Just as life was finally getting back on track, the production team came up with a new gimmick. Each episode, they would take the guests to a different city to experience the country's magnificent landscapes and rich history. The guests were required to learn skills passed down for thousands of years. Only those who completed the tasks could enjoy the sightseeing activities. By sheer coincidence, every task played right to Yun Xian's strengths. Although he couldn't fly, pack a suitcase, or... well, do plenty of other things, Yun, the Chancellor, would never admit defeat when it came to learning! And so: While everyone else flailed around for ages, unable to complete the learning task and earn a meal, Yun Xian... He taught the kid classical texts, the Six Arts, and everything from music and chess to calligraphy and painting. His results were so absurdly good that even the master instructors praised him! Influenced by him, the kid became so absorbed in learning that the two of them practically turned a variety show into an educational program. The viewers who had entered the livestream to leave hate comments were dumbfounded once again. [So he isn't an idiot... I'm the idiot.] [What is this? His skill points are in such a weird place. Unbelievable.] [I'm on my knees, Master.] [In ancient times, he would have been a top scholar at the very least, right? Did he transmigrate here or something???] After trending several times, Yun Xian became an overnight sensation and attracted the attention of influential figures from all walks of life. But he had no idea. Yun Xian still didn't like going online. He diligently taught the kid, and even took in the child of his kind neighbor so he could teach them both. Yun Xian's acting career gradually went off course, while his educational career flourished. Wait, how did that kind neighbor get mixed up in this too? ...Huh? He says he's in love with me? Please note: This is a completely fictional setting, very fictional! Don't compare it to reality! There are no real-life inspirations! ★ Check out my friend's super fun upcoming novel, ID7906073 The Flirt and Her Stuffy Husband Join a Dating Show, by Ling Xun Sweet, flirtatious charmer X stuffy, self-controlled man Here is my upcoming novel: Omega Takes the Baby Variety Show by Storm Across the Galaxy Recently, a baby variety show jointly produced by the five major star systems is about to premiere. On the surface: a baby variety show. In reality: star systems scheming and tearing into one another, resorting to physical force when necessary, and engaging in some plain and simple political struggle. Netizens: It's good! We love it! Place your bets! As a result, each star system would send its strongest fighters, determined to deal their rivals a crushing blow! When the cast list was announced, the public was in an uproar. Among a lineup of fearsome Alphas, there was a delicate Omega! And the kid he brought along was an Omega too! Wouldn't they get devoured alive?! Then people looked at their profiles. Zhu Shuang, the duke of the S Empire, whose empire was notorious for being weak, had a pair of captivating golden eyes and an alluring face. A green bamboo viper coiled around his wrist, its tongue flicking out, making him even more mesmerizing. The little one he brought along was as exquisite as a doll, with dewy golden doe eyes gazing at the camera. He was impossibly cute. After their first appearance, the uncle and nephew instantly won the hearts of billions across the universe! Netizens: An Omega like that should get married, shouldn't he? For example, to me! Zhu Shuang, the Delicate Omega: ? (smiles) * Later, after the variety show began, viewers realized that things seemed... not quite as they had imagined. Space pirates attack: Other guests: We have no weapons. We should protect the kids and take our time deciding what to do. Zhu Shuang: He hoists up a cannon dropped by an enemy and blasts the pirates away, making a spectacular debut! His ammunition: his eldest nephew, Zhu Songsong. The tiny Omega, looking determined with his hair standing on end, reports in a little baby voice: "Mission accomplished, sir!" Netizens: ...Nice. After that, the uncle and nephew fought their way through the pack of Alphas, taking first place in every task and completely shattering the viewers' expectations! Is this an Omega?! * Watching the other guests get wrapped around the uncle and nephew's little fingers, netizens fell even quieter. The Alphas, who should have been competing to come out on top, were so smitten with Zhu Shuang they could barely think straight. They kept the handmade flowers he gave them close at hand. The mighty Alphas were falling in love, and the whole scene was unbearable to watch. Netizens: Wake up! Everyone got one of those! And they cost nine yuan and ninety-nine fen for a pack of ten! Meanwhile, Zhu Songsong shot to fame with a single "cannonball" and became the kids' king. Every day, the little A kids followed Songsong, who always wore a stern little expression, through grueling training sessions. They even said they wanted to marry him when they grew up! Netizens: ...The S System's scheme is so vicious! I'll wait for you to grow up! Fortunately, the Marshal of the Beta System and his eldest nephew held fast to their principles and didn't yield to the Zhu uncle and nephew's tyranny. The light of the Alphas, just as advertised! The people of the Beta System stood tall with pride! And then... Three days after the variety show ended. Zhu Shuang waved goodbye and took Zhu Songsong home. There, beside his eldest brother, he spotted a familiar white wolf spirit form. The Marshal looked composed and gave him a slight nod. "Hello. I've come to propose a political marriage." The whole universe: ...Huh? Theme: Learning never ends. Shine in the fields where you excel.