After graduating, Fang Xixi got a call from a school asking her to come in for an interview.
She happily hopped on a long-distance bus and arrived at a school whose sign was so weathered the paint was peeling off.
After a week of teaching, she happened to pass a neighboring classroom and watched in disbelief as the usually gentle, refined male teacher hung himself from the ceiling. His tongue stretched out half a meter as he spoke: "This trick is called catching them off guard. The moment someone comes in, hang yourselves from the ceiling and stick out your tongues. I guarantee you'll scare the living daylights out of them!"
The students below nodded furiously. One little girl nodded so hard that her head hit the edge of a desk and fell off. Her head flew out the window, rolled twice, and stopped at Fang Xixi's feet. In a soft voice, it said, "Hello, Teacher Xixi!"
Fang Xixi: ...
Fang Xixi's legs shook so badly she lost her footing, hit the floor, and couldn't get back up.
The next day, a post appeared on a well-known forum and quickly shot to the top of the hot topics.
[The OP just graduated from college and found a job at a school that's no place for a human to work, but the pay is pretty good: 15,000 a month, 10 days off each month. There's also a ridiculously gorgeous, ten-out-of-ten handsome guy at work. I'm trying to decide whether to quit.]
Netizens roared in reply: If you don't want it, give it to me! For a salary of 15,000, I don't care if it's not a job for humans. I'd even work for ghosts!
What?! There's a handsome guy too? Are you still hiring?!
One day, as Fang Xixi was heading to work, the ridiculously gorgeous man, whose exact position at the school she still didn't know, pushed up his glasses and asked with a half-smile, "I hear you're quitting?"
Fang Xixi hurriedly waved her hands. She wasn't! She hadn't!
The man said, "Just so you know, your recruitment numbers still aren't up to standard. Of course, if you ask me, I might be able to help."
Fang Xixi: Any readers who haven't enrolled yet? Come on, come on, fill out an application! Our school has great facilities, dorms, and a cafeteria. Best of all, every new student gets a black umbrella right away, so you won't have to fear the sun even in broad daylight! Don't miss out!
[Upcoming novel]
The Entertainment Industry's Mysterious Creatures Agency
Qiao Jiyu is the 28th-generation disciple of the Guishan Sect. She has no interest in exorcising ghosts or capturing demons, but she loves trying to become a celebrity in the entertainment industry.
She worked hard in the entertainment industry for two years. Though she became famous, the audience saw her as a pretty vase with nothing going for her but her looks. Hordes of haters told her to get out of the industry, while her rivals kicked her whenever they got the chance.
Qiao Jiyu doesn't want to be just a pretty face. To prove herself, she does everything she can to get in front of famous directors.
One day, after a great deal of effort, she finally gets an invitation from a celebrated director to play the fourth female lead in a film.
When the production starts, she hides in a grove to practice her lines.
A ghost she doesn't know where she came from laughs at her, mocking her lousy acting and vacant expression.
Heartbroken and furious, Qiao Jiyu shouts, "What the hell would a ghost like you know?!"
To her surprise, the ghost immediately puts on a stunning acting performance.
Afterward, it brings over another ghost friend.
That friend also delivers a stunning performance.
Surrounded by ghosts mocking her, Qiao Jiyu loses her temper and catches a few of them. In a fit of anger, she decides to quit the entertainment industry. These ghosts are such good actors, so she'll bundle them up and put them to work for her!
In recent years, audiences have suffered through the entertainment industry's celebrities. Just as everyone is giving up and accepting their fate, the Mysterious Creatures Agency appears out of nowhere.
The agency's signed artists look the part and have god-tier acting skills, saving audiences from their misery.
The only problem is that every one of them looks miserable in interviews and complains that their boss is a demon in human form who exploits her employees.
Fans everywhere rush to defend their idols and dig up information about the Mysterious Creatures Agency. At last, they uncover the identity of its boss: Qiao Jiyu.
The next day, a post dominates the hot topics on a well-known forum.
#A Deep Dive into the Agency Boss Who Couldn't Act, Had Countless Haters, Was Told by Netizens to Get Out of the Entertainment Industry, and Started a Company in a Fit of Rage#
Qiao Jiyu, who had completely given up and decided to lie flat in the entertainment industry, rises to the top once more and becomes an overnight sensation.
Theme: Study hard and improve every day.
Hahahahahahahaha, laugh to death! Is this the end? I also want to see more of their daily love life!
??? Finished? No more?? The author... Are you kidding me?? No, at least you said that the heroine and the hero should get married, right? I thought it was the main story that the school won first place, but why did it disappear? What about first place?? The gap is a bit big, don't rush to finish it yet, you can still write! You could at least say that the school should recruit a few more people. This story ended abruptly. If I had to say that I could write another fifty chapters before it could be completed, it would be harsh to say that I felt like I didn't finish it, it was unfinished...
Tell me what compensation you have!!!!
The arrogant dog hates the teacher! Yossi yossi! Come on!!
Ahhhhh? It ended so suddenly
Finished???? That's it! Oh my god, it's not enough! Woo woo woo
What, what, where is my sweet love?
Clingy and arrogant puppy! I didn't expect that the cold-hearted teacher Yan would be influenced to regret like this! Teacher Fang is the master of training vicious dogs!
Wow ah ah ah I hope Teacher Fang is okay!
Hahahahahahahahaha. Made me laugh so hard. Hahahahaha, but so many students are just money? Yeah!!