The Daily Life of a Saintly Hypocrite [Infinite]

My name is Yu Jiufei, and I have a terminal case of the Saint Mother syndrome. My doctor told me to take more medicine and go out less, care more about myself and less about other people, and remember that life is short, so I should enjoy it while I can. Then I entered a game that could make all my dreams come true. I thought my illness might be curable, and I was sure the game could cure my Saint Mother syndrome! Every time I entered the game, I was full of confidence. I tried hard to keep up with my teammates, care for every NPC I met, rescue all my teammates, and help everyone clear the game. Though my backpack seems to be full of all kinds of strange boss drops, never mind. Today is another day of working hard to cure my illness! System: Is it possible that this is a survival game? Yu Jiufei: Exactly! And we all escaped successfully. Isn’t that amazing? System: Isn’t it even more terrifying that you let all the bosses out and took them with you?! That’s not escaping. You just walked off with the bosses! Yu Jiufei: But they’d be so pitiful if they had to stay here. What’s wrong with wanting them to see the outside world? System: ...One of these days, I’m going to cure that Saint Mother syndrome of yours... The synopsis is written in first person; the story itself is written in third person. My completed novel, The 1980s Feng Shui Master, and my ongoing novel, The Fake Heiress Inherits a Funeral Home, are both updating daily~ Coming soon 1: The Human Roleplaying Rules [Infinite] Synopsis: In accordance with their agreement, Wu Wangwang took the place of a human and left the instance. She took the human’s name, inherited her shabby life, and accepted every trick and reward the Infinite Game had in store. Before then, Wu Wangwang had no name. From the moment she became Wu Wangwang, she had to strictly follow the Human Roleplaying Rules. She couldn’t let the humans discover that their teammate wasn’t human, or let the game discover that an instance NPC had become a player. As she diligently played the part of a human, Wu Wangwang gradually learned how to run away, scream, and behave herself When it was time to run, she sprinted faster than the boss, circled around the instance, and gave the boss a taste of human ingenuity from behind. When it was time to scream, she shrieked even louder than the boss’s agonizing sonic attack. When it was time to behave, she remembered to return to the safe spot designated by the rules every time she was killed. Wu Wangwang strictly followed the Human Roleplaying Rules, giving herself points every day for becoming a little more like a human. She was sure that by the time she cleared the game, she would be a perfectly qualified human! Being human is so easy! Coming soon 2: I’ll Pick Up Trash to Raise You [The 1980s] Synopsis: Since Liu Shenghuai was little, her master had read her fortune and said she was doomed to be a short-lived, impoverished loner, fated to die before thirty. Liu Shenghuai had no desire to die poor. In her second year after leaving her master, she began looking for ways to change her fate. With the enormous fortune of two yuan and twenty-five cents she had saved over twenty-five years tucked away, she joined an archaeology team, hoping to borrow a little luck from a thousand-year-old corpse and live a bit longer. But an earthquake trapped her in the main burial chamber. Just as Liu Shenghuai decided to go all in and strip the tomb bare, the head inside the coffin came to life, opening its eyes to watch her rummage through the clothes on its corpse. Liu Shenghuai silently met the head’s gaze, then covered its eyes with her hand and tried to hypnotize it. “You’re seeing things. Nobody’s rummaging through your coffin. Go back to sleep.” The head: “...” To stay alive, Liu Shenghuai reluctantly stole the person’s head and carried it out. Before they left, she patted her chest and promised, “Don’t worry, I’ll take good care of you. Stick with Sister Huai! We’ll go hungry nine meals out of three days! I mean, I’ll make sure you get nine meals in three days.” The head: “...” After they got out of the tomb, this was what actually happened: Liu Shenghuai: “You know how it is. I’ve been broke since I was little, and I was separated from my mom, so I can only pick up trash to get by... I’ve got no money, but I’d give my life for you. I’m all about keeping you company!” The head: “.” So I, a mere head, have to support you? Liu Shenghuai: “OvO” Visit my profile to add it to your collection~ Theme: Life is one pitfall after another, but you still have to love yourself and the world.