I Really Am Sick [Infinite]

Coming soon: "Starting Today, I'm an Angel [Western Fantasy]" Please add it to your favorites! Blurb Lu Wei has a delusional disorder, but she's still trying to pass herself off as an ordinary person. Her doctor told her three secrets: 1. Learn to imitate ordinary people. Fit in and act normal. 2. The real world follows logic and reason. When something strange happens, it's a hallucination. 3. Her fantasies are her domain, and she is its supreme ruler. Lu Wei keeps all of this firmly in mind. A nightmare game descends upon the world, and eerie things are everywhere. "Knock, knock, knock. Knock, knock, knock." Every night, a sound comes from the floor above. Lu Wei pretends not to hear it. A delivery guy with blood all over his face knocks on her door. Lu Wei calmly bandages him and gives him directions, and they commiserate over how working people shouldn't make life harder for other working people. He bares his fangs, only to have them snapped off. Lu Wei asks, "Are you human or a ghost?" The delivery guy's savage grin slowly turns sheepish. "I'm human." Lu Wei quickly hands him his teeth. "Sorry, I didn't mean to do that." She feels her condition gradually getting worse, and her strange hallucinations are becoming more frequent. Still, at least she's getting better and better at "dealing with" them. Other players sob: "Boss, please take us with you!" Lu Wei warily surveys her surroundings. No one else is paying attention. She whispers, "You can see those monsters too?" The players nod in confusion. Lu Wei stealthily hands them a business card: Qingshan Psychiatric Hospital. "This is an illness. It needs treatment! Give them my name, and they'll save you a bed." Players: ? Note: This story takes place in a fictional world, and the heroine has cheat-level abilities. If you experience symptoms similar to hers, please seek medical help and follow your doctor's advice. Coming Soon How do you become an angel? First, pour on a suitable amount of bleach and whiten a demon's black wings. Next, polish a halo and press it onto your head. Then dye your hair blond... Alyssa completed all of the above perfectly! But life is hard, and the demon sighs: before she infiltrated the angels, nobody told her angels had to go to school just like humans! She was a talented little demon who was terrible at studying. No big deal. Alyssa decided to mail her homework back home. "Father..." She was a spy supported by the full strength of Hell, with an entire underworld of demons helping her cheat. Her homework came back. It was all gibberish. Alyssa's composure crumbled, and black spots began to appear on her freshly polished halo. She couldn't keep being a spy for one more day! Unless Father increased her allowance. Note: 1. My take on modern-setting Western Fantasy. It's fictional, a silly everyday-life comedy where I let loose, with lots of original worldbuilding. 2. This spy's guide is for reference only. The author is not responsible if little angels or demons fail to keep up their disguise. Theme: Work hard to change your life