I’m Always Afraid the Big Boss Will Silence Me

A silly comedy, here to make the beauties smile. Round 1 Ling Jiangxian: May I ask what you do for work? Bai Dewen: I resell materials for large-scale night-sky displays. Ling Jiangxian: Fireworks and firecrackers? Bai Dewen: Weapons. Ling Jiangxian: ... Round 2 Bai Dewen: What do you do for work? Ling Jiangxian: I study how certain energies from the sun, moon, and stars affect people's lives. Bai Dewen: A meteorologist? Ling Jiangxian: A fortune-teller. Bai Dewen: ... After an indescribable accident, half-baked fortune-teller Ling Jiangxian transmigrated to a star-faring future a thousand years later. To get home, Master Ling swallowed his pride and knocked on the door of arms dealer Bai Dewen in the middle of the night. Seeing Ling Jiangxian holding up a self-defense alarm, the man opposite him gave an unreadable look. The big boss who ruled the stars said nothing. He simply tossed a contract into Ling Jiangxian's arms. "Want to go home? Sure. Sign this first." Ling Jiangxian carefully searched through it several times. There was no clause about keeping him locked up, nor one saying Bai Dewen could have his way with him. Ling Jiangxian asked in exasperation, "I even brought my self-defense alarm, and this is all you give me?" A fortune-teller shou who transmigrates to the stars and transforms into a drama queen in every way he can to get home X a scheming arms dealer gong who goes from being all business to shamelessly making a move Coming soon: One Dating Show, Two Ex-Husbands After Yun Xuyao ended his three-year marriage of convenience, all he wanted was to live quietly from then on: no dating, no shipping, just continuing his career as the film industry's go-to pure-hearted dreamboat. But when he dragged his suitcase home, he discovered he had a few more personal debts to pay off than expected... Yun Xuyao: What was that dating show you can only join if you've been divorced? Manager: Didn't you say not even a dog would go? Yun Xuyao: A dog wouldn't go. I'll go! At the filming of the dating show Love: One More, the contestants sat around a long table, all looking toward Qin Zheng, who sat at the head. Qin Zheng was widely recognized in the industry as a top music producer and top-tier star. Though young, he held an unshakable position in the music world. This talented, aloof, and proud big shot had shown up on a little dating show, and not just any dating show, but one where every contestant was divorced. Amid everyone's shock, one contestant suddenly realized. Contestant 1: Teacher Qin, so you're our commentator! Qin Zheng glanced impassively at a certain dreamboat sitting in the corner, then at the dreamboat's ex-husband across from him. He nearly let out a cold laugh. Qin Zheng: I'm a contestant too. Contestant 2: But... aren't you supposed to... have been divorced...? Qin Zheng: I got married young. That person ran off. [Mini-scene 1] Host: How would you describe Qin Zheng's ex? Yun Xuyao: He ate well. [Mini-scene 2] Yun Xuyao: Get me a love-triangle scene in my next drama. I'm terrifyingly strong now! Ex-husband 1: ? Ex-husband 2: ? Manager: ? [Everyone is a good person] [The dating show is a big stage. If you've got something to offer, come on in.] Theme: Stay positive and keep working hard at life.