Hidden Goose

[QAQ, please take a look at my advance collection of the next books "Beaked Buddha" and "The Hedgehog I Picked Up Turns Out to Be a Big Star". I'll give you a split and ask for it! [Complete Short Episode] "Wu Laomao's Thirty-six Thousands" √ [What is this article about?] I'd like to ask the cuties who have read it and thought it was good to give it a rating. Bamboo Horse Let's clear the mines first, let's start with the story of life. The life line and the case line happen simultaneously. The evidence clues are scattered in all kinds of inexplicable places. I can't bear to ask for X. Main CP: Worry about the old father, the elite captain attacks VS the elite little evil undercover new police officer. Old man's saccharine, sweet and greasy. Deputy CP: I am straight-faced and homophobic, but I can't offend the instructor and I can't afford to hide from him. Chasing his wife at the crematorium, I personally think that some scumbags don't need to clean themselves up and don't need the crematorium. It's best to explode on the spot (but I don't dare to write this). [The first book of 2021: The hedgehog I picked up turned out to be a big star] Narcissistic white fairy star VS blind and humble little film policeman The big star is the Hedgehog Immortal. The daily duties of the police station include looking for cats, dogs, children, and helping drunks find house keys. Until one day, late at night, during heavy rain, a fat rat spirit with sticky hair and barbs covered in mud and water took the initiative to come to the door to ask for help, crying and burping anxiously: "Uncle policeman! What should I do if I lose my inner elixir? In five days I have to go on location, in seven days I have to appear in a variety show, and in ten days I have to join the set to start filming the annual big IP 'Supernatural Love: The Endless Love'..." Film policeman He Xiao: "emmm... Did I drink too much strong tea and hallucinate? Let me see what the forest police phone number is? Or a zoo? A research institute, too!?" —————— ​At first: The inner elixir of the Hedgehog Immortal returned to his original position and transformed into a human being. Film policeman He Xiao: "... You should go back to being a mouse. The little meatball doesn't take up any space and there's no need to spend money on clothes for you." Hedgehog Immortal: QAQ ———————— Later: Film policeman He Xiao is crazy about TV variety shows: There are thousands of good-looking idols, but I only like the ones who can turn into mice. The big star Bai Chunye cursed and hit him on the head: I told you eight hundred times that I am a hedgehog fairy, if you can't remember my face anymore, you will be dead! Film policeman He Xiao: QAQ [The second book in 2021: Beak Buddha] The abandoned monk was reborn, and his pupils were shaking as soon as he opened his eyes. "May I ask the donor, who are you?" Wu Powang was so excited that his bird feathers were flying around, he was spinning and jumping, holding his face in his hands and saying shyly: "Your husband in your previous life will be your boyfriend in this life~" "... May I ask who you were just now?" Wu Powang's pair of black feathers stretched out, covering the sky and blocking out the sun. Thick ink and blood streaked out of the corner of his eyes:? "... According to the rules of the Wu tribe, the down feathers on the bottom of the wing bones are only given to the destined person. The one I gave you is fluorescent." 'The base of the wing bone…isn't it armpit hair? ' Monk Qihui pinched the fluorescent hair with his hand. He didn't dare to dislike it too obviously. He said in his heart that the Buddha is compassionate~ and decided to be tactful: "... May I ask if the donor has any old disease in his head?" Wu Powan pecked forward: "My dear, you are so annoying. It's not me who was just reborn." ——Previous life—— Wu Powang: Who do you believe between me and the Buddha? Abandoning filth: Believe in Buddhism. Wu Powang: Who do you care about, me or the Buddha? Abandon filth: hold on to the Buddha. Wu Powang: Between me and the Buddha, who do you worship on the stage? Abandon filth: worship Buddha. Wu Po laughed wildly, insulted the Buddha, abandoned the Dharma and killed the monks. The red feathers covered the sun and pecked away the abandoned Buddha bones. Before he died, he heard him say: "I practice selflessness and letting go. I can let go of Buddha, but I can't let go of you." ——This life—— The demon king Wu Powu holds the abandoned bones of the Buddha in his mouth, kills the golden crow, imprisons the sun mother, creates a blood pool, and creates a chasm in the sky, disrupting the order of heaven and earth. The Three Realms and Six Paths were miserable, so they selected a death squad to catch birds and kill them at Xihe Palace. Unexpectedly, the Demon King smiled and lay down with his hands tied, and in front of the gods and demons, he pecked red feathers and turned into a bald quail. He jumped into the Five Yun Pond, his cultivation was completely destroyed and turned into a wisp of red smoke. The gods and demons lamented: "In the Wuyun Pond, all false emotions are gone, and all filth and dirt are purified. This demon bird must be too rampant and cannot be tolerated by the way of heaven." That day, the little novice monk's shiny bald head turned red with embarrassment. He covered his face and peeked: "Bird, you can change your body as soon as you change it. Why can't you change your clothes?" A certain demon king felt aggrieved and innocent: "Oh, oh, oh, oh, gods and demons bullied me. They burned my grass nest, pulled out my bird feathers, and ruined my practice. I can't transform into clothes. I beg for mercy, little monk." Demon King VS Buddha Bones, Playing a lot of red-footed crow VS sleepwalking little novice monks all the time, Under the sun, I am the most cunning, red-mouthed, red-footed chough spirit VS a lazy and boring practitioner whose head is as empty as his heart. Hoarder, talkative person vs. Homebody who loves to throw things away [Humble author, please review the completed article "The Blind Bird"], an anti-drug themed story with a smooth plot. [Please take a look at the pre-ordered books to see which book has received more copies] 1. "Blood into Pearls" is a criminal investigation unit drama. The protagonist Yu Zhuozhou, the former captain of the criminal investigation detachment, was seriously injured due to a miscarriage of justice. He was suspended from his job and transferred from his original post. After that, he found the real murderer and took revenge. In fact, what I want to write the most is a criminal investigation article. I will definitely think carefully about this one before writing it. 2. ABO's Ou [Chuan Shu], the first thing Liang Ou did when he was in Chuan Shu was that he was lying on the operating bed and had his belly cut open and a baby was born; The second thing is holding the baby, crying, making trouble and jumping off the building; The third thing is to think of ways to pour crucian carp soup, egg-flower wine rice wine, and white kidney beans and pig's feet into flower pots every day to prevent yourself from returning milk. The fourth thing is to clarify the world view and help the boss complete his ambition and hegemony just for a small bottle of inhibitor every week. The fifth thing is to avoid the pursuit of all kinds of naughty people, including the boss himself. (I want to write a different and lively book, haha) I thought it was marriage first and love later, but in fact it was chasing my wife to the crematorium. Double-crossing the book, Gong entered a year earlier than Shou, there are many private settings, and it is written for fun. 3. Wind-defying knife. The sand blows in the desert, the ancient temple of Longzhong, the Taoism is at an end, and I walk in the river for half my life, and my bones are soaked with ink. A dark post-apocalyptic fairy tale with a big layout and a very spicy writing style. I don't know what it will be like, so I shamelessly ask for it. 4. Quiet Crow, the final chapter of the anti-drug story. This book focuses on the trivial life of husband and wife raising their children and teaching their son that there is no limit to showing affection. The case is written slowly, not brain-burning and not bloody (I don't think it is bloody anyway, manual dog head. Jpg). Purpose: Train hard to forge the public security iron police, serve the country and the people at the right time, and strive to be a good young man.