[The print edition has been renamed "Bamboo Horse Eats Green Plums" and will be published soon. Updates on progress will be posted on Weibo @Chelijiu~]
[Blurb]
To outsiders, Jiang Yi is incredibly handsome, a great fighter, and a man of few words. In secret, he's been in love with a girl for five years.
She's his childhood sweetheart, the girl he grew up with. She's unbelievably beautiful, always following him around with her bright, watery almond eyes, calling him "Brother Jiang Yi" in a sweet, soft voice.
He never told a soul, until his secret was exposed and his friends started asking around for information.
A friend tells him that his childhood sweetheart, Shu Tian, thinks boys look good in school uniforms.
Jiang Yi, a rebellious student who uses his uniform as a rag once school starts: …
The next day, the whole school can't believe that the person wearing the blue-and-white uniform with the zipper neatly pulled up to his collarbone is their leader, Big Shot Jiang.
His friend also finds out that Shu Tian likes boys who get good grades.
Jiang Yi, a poor student who always takes the last exam in the final room: …
The next day, the boys in class run around like madmen spreading the news: Brother Yi is doing the Five-Year College Entrance Exam, the Five-Year Exam! Holy crap!! And he's actually not copying the answers!!!
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Later on.
Friend: Brother Yi, honestly, I don't think you've got a chance.
Jiang Yi's heart clenches: Does she like someone else?
His friend shakes his head: No...
His friend frowns: Shu Tian said... she likes guys who dress as women.
Jiang Yi: ...?
Jiang Yi: …???
Just kill me already.
* Shu Tian: Of course I don't like guys who dress as women.
I just want to see how long you'll keep being such a coward, Jiang Yi :)
After he finally wins his childhood sweetheart's heart...
Big Shot Jiang: Sucking up to my girl feels great. Doing it forever feels even better.
One-line summary: My childhood sweetheart, a big shot, has a secret crush on me.
[Super sweet heroine × a tough guy who's a total coward in front of the heroine]
[Sweet and well-behaved on the outside, mischievous on the inside × a big shot whose persona falls apart every day]
Also known as: "Teaching My Childhood Sweetheart How to Woo Me," "What's a Persona? Can You Eat It?" and "I'd Be Willing to Ruin Every Persona I Have for You" (Except by Wearing Women's Clothes :))
* The male lead never wears women's clothes! The girl does!
* Mutual crush, childhood sweethearts, silly and over-the-top fun, but! Important: incredibly sweet!
* A big shout-out! Little angels, please add my author page to your favorites, pretty please TvT Love you all!
* Completed sweet romances: "My Girlfriend Is the World's Cutest," "I Have a Special Way of Flirting with My Male God," and "My Idol Has a Secret Crush on Me"
* After the story goes premium, anti-piracy measures will be enabled. Thank you, fairies, for supporting the official version >3
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Here's the blurb for my next story~ If you're interested, little cuties, please add it to your reading list~
---"Forced to Marry My Male God"---
[Blurb]
Luo Zhou, son of C City's richest man, is handsome and sharp-tongued, with mysterious tastes. He's the quintessential unattainable beauty.
During a magazine interview, a reporter asked what he thought about arranged marriages.
"An arranged marriage?" Luo Zhou scoffed. "That's such an ancient custom. Why not ask me what I think of betrothals arranged in childhood? You might as well send me straight back to the time before the Common Era."
After the interview came out, Mrs. Luo sighed and held her forehead for a whole month. "You won't date, and you won't agree to an arranged marriage. Do you want to die without an heir?"
Luo Zhou pretended not to hear her.
Then one day, when he came home, he saw his mother with a girl. She introduced her: "This is Chu Tong, the daughter of your Uncle Chu. She's going to college here, so take good care of her."
The young girl stood there, charming and fresh, wearing a Peter Pan collar blouse. Her porcelain-white, doll-like face and clear, bright eyes made her look like a little deer. She smiled obediently at him. "Brother Luo Zhou."
The dimples in her cheeks were adorable and intoxicating.
After dutifully "taking care" of the girl for two months, as his mother had asked, Luo Zhou suddenly went to Mrs. Luo and said with a serious expression, "Mom, think carefully. Are you sure Chu Tong and I weren't betrothed as children?"
Mrs. Luo: "…" Betrothed your ass = =.
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Chu Tong had secretly loved her male god for years, and always thought he was the very definition of aloof.
Only after getting together with him did she realize that "distance makes the heart grow fonder" had a point.
They'd only just started dating, and things were completely innocent. They'd only held hands.
While browsing the internet, Chu Tong came across something she didn't understand and asked Luo Zhou, "Do you know what 'a friend, cancer, wants to see' means?"
Luo Zhou explained, but Chu Tong didn't really get it. "Could you give me an example?"
"Sure." Luo Zhou turned around. His deep, captivating peach-blossom eyes fixed on her as he made up a sentence: "I have a friend with cancer. His dying wish is to see us kiss."
Chu Tong: "...???"
[Little fairy × tsundere]
One-line summary: You're my male god, but you're also a real bastard.
Also known as: "A Friend Who Doesn't Exist," "Making Things Up Out of Nowhere," "He's Panicking, He's Panicking, He's Panicking" and "My Friend Is Obviously Me"
Recommended stories:
"Don't Pick on Me" by Chuan Lan
Qin Youyin × Gu Chengyan
Sweet, shy, timid Jiangnan girl × doting Northeastern big brother
"I've Got You" by Su Fulei
Yan Mi × He Yu
Straightforward, serious policewoman × scheming, unserious mystery writer
Theme:
You've Been Accepted
I Only Want to Be Defeated by You
The Grass Is Always Tastiest Close to Home
Spoiled
The Little Cutie Becomes the Great Demon King
Why Won't You Die Already?
Why Hasn't the Big Shot Escaped Yet? [Book Transmigration]
All Six Realms Want to Eat Me
I'll Go Crazy with You
Forced to Marry the Male God
My Girlfriend is the Cutest in the World
What's So Great About Dating?
Cao loves this pair so much
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I've been so busy lately, I'm just writing this long review now, I hope it's not too late! As for me, I have been following Jiujiu's special method of seduce male gods since then, so I think it can be regarded as my first fan party. Although the three books that have been completed so far are all campus novels, the feeling of each book is different. As for this one, I think it can be regarded as a very happy and sweet candy! Just like Wen Renyi and Jiang Yi, one dared to write and the other dared to copy. Wen Renyi got nine out of ten questions wrong, which really made me laugh to death. If I were cruel, I would even call myself a scumbag! In fact, this article is very immersive in writing about high school life. When I read the article, I always think of my own high school life. Although it was busy, it was so fulfilling that now I am full of happiness when I recall it. I often hear that the relationship between students is the purest and most sincere, just like the relationship between Mr. Jiang and Shu Tian! Jiang Yi lends his shoulder to Shu Tian in a domineering yet gentle manner, watching the sunrise with her, playing games as her assistant, pushing shopping carts for her, twisting bottle caps, tying shoelaces... I think these seemingly simple daily routines are the most touching, and it is the tenderness that permeates Shu Tian's entire life that makes it easier for her to like him! I don't know if the little fairies who read the article have noticed the details of the headphones. I remember that Jiang Yi lent Shu Tian his black headphones. When Shu Tian went to find him later, when he took them out, they were white. I asked online whether they had made up a couple's headphones, and whether they were secretly poked candy (well, I just look for the sweets in the details!) I really like the confession plot in this book. Although Mr. Jiang was forced to confess, he still said: Believe me, I like you more than anyone else. It really pokes me, compared to those candlelight lunches and love roses, this kind of timid confession that contains many years of waiting for many years is more suitable for us. That's right. There is also a small detail that I really like. When they were watching a drama, Boss Jiang warmed Shu Tian's hand, and the other hand would be jealous. Later, Jiang Yi used it flexibly in asking for a kiss. It was very sweet, and it turned out that the coolness could not be compared to Boss Jiang. I got really excited when I watched the clips of the basketball game, because I also like basketball very much. Basketball is really a cool, cool, and exciting sport. If I say I'm not going to compete, but I'm going to play to show you, why don't you be so flirty? In fact, I think there should be many boys who play playing to show someone. One of my favorite places in the whole text is where the blood was drawn during the physical examination. Jiang Yi blocked the light with his palms, blocking her inner fear and anxiety. When the whole world became dark, I believed that there was light shining in Shu Tian's heart. A young man faces the light, and his youth never ends! This is what they said when they graduated. Every time I read campus articles, every time I write about my graduation from high school, I can think of the message written by my former teacher. Those days when we cried together, laughed together, worked hard and made mistakes together, I miss them so much! I think many years after Jiang Yi and Shu Tian are together, they will miss their time of working together hand in hand, full of youth, and innocence! There is also the pair of Xiao Mushroom and Erguoyi, with the cutest height difference! I think there are very few Jiang bosses around us, but there are a lot of Wenrenyi who stick to her if they like her, which is actually a bit of a little bitch! But what should I do? After reading this book, I fell in love with Brother, this pair of CPs. Blood Book, please let me know, open Brother Jiang Yan and Lin Yiyu as soon as possible. I really like this book! There is also the current series of this book. I have not followed it before. Now that I have some free time, I will start to follow the article. I am looking forward to the next Kai Gege and the physical book of the completed article. Let's drink and drink!
Throw flowers!!!!!!
Ooooooooooooo why is it so sweet!!
Why is it so sweet? Woohoo!
Finished spreading flowers! Sweet little mushroom, I want to be happy with your husband forever!!
I just discovered this article recently, and then I spent a lot of money to read it. Although it hurt my wallet, it was still very interesting (?????)
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