What's So Great About Dating?

(Originally titled “Let's Sleep Together When We Get the Chance”) Two notorious troublemakers from high schools across the city are transferred to Seventh High at the same time. To keep them from wreaking havoc on everyone else, their teachers seat them together. During class, Xie Jun sleeps while Yu Lixi tosses her long hair and mocks him. “As expected, the legendary bully of Wen'an can do nothing but fight and sleep.” Yu Lixi flips through the book in her hands. “Hey, deskmate, don't be embarrassed. Want me to explain this function problem to you?” Woken by the noise, Xie Jun fiddles with his phone for a while, glances over, and curls his lip in a mocking smile. “I knew how to do problems like this in elementary school.” “...” Thinking of the honor of representing her school, Yu Lixi refuses to back down. “Before I transferred, I got 690 on an exam.” She pauses, then adds, “What a shame. I only got ten points on the Chinese essay because I went off topic. I could have gotten 740.” “Oh,” Xie Jun says, lazily raising his eyes. “I didn't go off topic. 750.” Yu Lixi: “...” The full score is 750? Did I just undersell myself??? The class study monitor, seated behind them, trembles in fear every day. I'm doomed. I'll never hold on to first place, sob QAQ The first monthly exam results come out. Tied for last place in the whole school: [Yu Lixi, Xie Jun] [250 points.] “…” #Oh, so you're a slacker too?# #What a coincidence.# #You've been keeping up the act for a whole month. Must've been exhausting.# #Not at all, not at all.# The study monitor, stuck between the two troublemakers, spends every day terrified by the pair of transfers, staying up night after night and studying desperately for fear of losing first place: I have something to say, but I... I-I don't dare say it QAQ - Two years later, the college entrance exam results come out. A viral post on the school forum: #Let's talk about that ridiculously good-looking couple of troublemaking demons at our school who caused chaos and still got into top universities. What kind of wish-fulfillment comeback-and-level-up novel script were they following!# - In a nutshell: Two arrogant braggarts keep bragging until they fall for each other, then start dating and get in a little studying on the side. A ridiculous story. - The two braggarts: [What's so great about dating anyway?] Damn, it's great. (Last edited 2019.02.05, screenshot saved)