The Honored Lord Is Still Pretending to Be a Weak Bottom Today

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To help the number one expert in the world find a lifelong partner, the Matchmaker Garden issued an announcement: Whoever can find the Venerable Lord Jiuxiao a soulmate and help them become cultivation partners will be named the number one matchmaker in this realm!

"How about this one? Beautiful, with a slim waist and long legs, and..."

"Their cultivation is weaker than mine."

"This one from my family is the richest in the realm, wealthy, beautiful, and clever!"

"I have a large estate and plenty of money."

"This one is skilled in medicine, compassionate and kind..."

"They smell bitter."

The threshold of the Jiuling Sect was worn down by countless visitors. Matchmakers came in smiling, full of confidence, and ran out in tears. They entered upright and left flat on their backs.

And so the position of number one matchmaker remained vacant for seven hundred years :)

Spring is here, all things are coming back to life, and it's time for romance again.

With ascension close at hand, the Venerable Lord has finally caught on!

Rolling around and acting cute, please add my new story to your to-read list!

"The Nonprofessional Wife"

Wu Zui held his younger sister's pink phone and chatted intermittently with the System.

The System glanced cautiously at the man's tattooed arm. "As the one-millionth reader to contribute a click to this book, you can transmigrate into a book and experience the female lead's everyday life. But you must follow the plot."

As he waited for his sister to return, Wu Zui casually flipped through the contents of "The Runaway Wife Goes Farming".

Chapter One: Her innocence is destroyed. Chapter Two: Cast out of the family. Chapter Thirty-Four: Nearly miscarries. Chapter Forty-Four: On the brink of life and death. Chapter One Hundred Thirty-Nine: Slapped across the face. Chapter Three Hundred Twenty-Six: The feeling of a broken heart...

Wu Zui, who cherished his sister above all else, made the same face as the old man looking at a phone meme. While flexing his wrist, he explained, "Actually... I was the one who made the millionth click just now."

System: ...Sorry, domineering CEO. In your next life, I'll find you a wife who can slap people without spinning around first!

Some lovely stories by my dear friend:

"I Became the Ancestor of Earth" I would destroy the world for you, and save all living beings for you.

[Dream of the Red Chamber + Qing Dynasty transmigration] "The Crown Prince's Daily Life of Doting on His Wife" The Crown Prince and Lin Daiyu reach the pinnacle of life together.

[Entertainment Industry] "At First Glance" In one sentence: At the sight of you, nothing else compares.

Theme: Hard work always pays off.