The Entire Immortal Realm Thinks I Have a Good Reason

[Coming soon: "After Becoming the Childhood Friend of a Tyrant Who Died Young, I Took the Path of a Frail Strategist". Please add it to your favorites] Gu Qingjue has a villain System and a cool, aloof exterior. He goes around stirring up trouble and making mischief, until everyone turns against him and he ends up hated and hunted by all. After his final act is over, he parts ways with the System in a carefree manner, each returning to their own worlds. But unexpectedly, he gets dragged back to handle the aftermath, and to make matters worse, he has turned into a four- or five-year-old child. Senior Brother, the Sword Venerable (guilty): Junior Brother, don't be afraid. I'll never let anyone hurt you again! Senior Brother, the Medicine Venerable (anguished): You had your reasons, Junior Brother. I was blind to the truth, and that's how I wronged you. Senior Brother, the Sect Leader (regretful): You did everything for the sect, Junior Brother. We were the ones who failed you! His disciple, now a Demon Venerable, stares in shock at the child who looks so much like their master. Stunned, heartbroken, and guilt-ridden, he crouches down with a trembling voice: “Th-this… is this the child Master gave birth to?” The senior brothers (furious): You ungrateful, treacherous beast!!! Gu Qingjue (confused): ??? Then he discovers that Senior Brother, the Sword Venerable, is a supporting male character in a sweet-and-innocent cultivation novel; Senior Brother, the Medicine Venerable, is the gentle, kind but secretly sinister supporting male character in a female-led cultivation story; the Sect Leader is the male lead in a tragic romance, torn between duty and love and put through endless torment; and his disciple is even more impressive, serving as the main villain in all three books. Gu Qingjue (reading in a flat voice): Our sect is a model for the entire cultivation world. Look at them all, every kind of tormented character is represented! Also known as: #StopLettingYourImaginationsRunWild!##IReallyWasn'tDoingThatWithAnyone# P.S. 1. The protagonist is extremely charming, with a running inner monologue. He never gets exposed from beginning to end. 2. The pregnancy happens after all the plots are over. No need to panic. Theme: Never yield to evil; let justice prevail