The Big Villain Insists on Marrying Me

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My name is Jiang Xian'an, and I transmigrated.

This is a world derived from a novel. The court's misdeeds bring suffering to the people, while disasters and conflict leave the land in misery. The protagonist's entire family dies from the start, and in a fit of rage, he goes off to conquer the realm.

It's a power-fantasy story about conquering the world, so no need to think too hard about the plot. As long as it's exciting, that's all that matters.

The problem is:

The people who traumatized the young, overpowered protagonist are outside discussing how to expand our territory.

The villainous tyrant whom the grown-up, overpowered protagonist will only defeat after countless brushes with death has just taken off his armor, changed into his nightclothes, and lain down beside me.

A lean waist barely concealed, dark hair and brows, a handsome face and bright eyes. What a lovely picture of a beauty retiring for the night.

That's right, we're on the villains' side.

But there's an even bigger problem: the protagonist hasn't even been born yet. Transmigration god, you sent me to the wrong point in time!

The consequences of getting the timing wrong are serious. How serious? The novel hasn't even finished setting up its background.

First, the realm is in ruins, but the people rising up against it are fighting a different court.

Second, the warlords are competing for supremacy, but there aren't even enough warlords yet.

Finally, the protagonist's greatest enemy, the villainous tyrant who drives the whole story, is currently just a rebel leader with no power base whatsoever.

In short: if we want the novel's plot to happen, the villains' side has to conquer the realm first.

This is ridiculous.

But isn't the man who will become the villainous tyrant, currently a bandit chief, just another overpowered protagonist in the making?

P.S. First-person narration, a funny little story. Sickly strategist bottom x overpowered tyrant top.

Theme: Your fate is in your own hands.