After Driving a Ghost Bus, I Became a Regular at the Police Station

[Main story complete] [The gong is named Zhou Dang, pronounced like "party"] [A cheeky mantis shrimp shou who drives a hearse at the slightest disagreement * a stern, upright police gong] Rumor has it that Shenghai City has a bus that only the dead can ride. Countless people wait at various intersections late at night, hoping to catch a glimpse of it, but usually all they see is a blur. Because the bus driver is a speed demon. -- By a stroke of luck, Shen Huai became an ordinary bus driver. Every night, he drove his bus recklessly through Shenghai City, picking up countless passersby who had met violent deaths. Life was dull, so he sought justice for the dead. But... Looking at the stern criminal investigator in a police uniform standing before him, Shen Huai raised his hands, his face full of innocence. "Come on, officer, driving a bus is against the law now?" -- A little scene: Shen Huai: Before I became an adult, I always dreamed of getting promoted, making a fortune, and reaching the pinnacle of life. I never imagined I'd end up becoming a bus driver. Zhou Dang: You're carrying passengers illegally. You're under arrest! Shen Huai: ... Tentative worlds: My Corpse Is Scattered Across the Campus Have You Seen My Eyes? The Mermaid in the Water Tank The Outdoor Adventurer Who Ended Up in a Tiger's Belly Upcoming novel: The Third-Rate Fortune Teller Ji Bai had spent 20 years living deep in the mountains, learning fortune-telling from his master. He studied 15 hours a day without ever slacking off. In his spare time, he read male-oriented web novels for fun, full of longing. He thought he could be just like their protagonists, charging 100,000 for a talisman and a million for a reading, with suckers lining up to find him as soon as he came down the mountain. Then he came down the mountain. --Unfortunately, the people down here were far too cunning. They actually haggled! They thought three talismans for 100 yuan was too expensive, called it feudal superstition, and threatened to have him thrown in jail. Ji Bai: ... To make ends meet, he had no choice but to wear a mask and take odd jobs, all the while hoping that he might really become a hidden master someday and need to protect his reputation... Then he met a sucker. Ji Bai: Oh yeah! -- Shen Yan's life could be summed up in four words: "Rich and does whatever he wants." But he had one simple wish. He hoped to be like those businessmen in male-oriented novels who used their spare cash to discover hidden talents. He wanted to discover a few powerful masters, too. Then he got scammed countless times. -- Until the two of them met: Ji Bai: A sucker! A super gullible, sweet rich buyer from a novel. Time to cling to his leg! Shen Yan: A true master! A ridiculously talented fortune-telling protagonist from a novel. Time to cling to his leg! [That's pretty much the kind of ridiculous story this is.] Theme: Justice always comes, and only those with kind hearts can keep moving forward.