The God of War Wants to Be a Man

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The God of War I've been secretly in love with swore we'd die on the same day, in the same month, in the same year! Darling, are you blind? I'm just a mortal!

A little skit

The God of War (sternly): "Why are you trying to hurt me?"

Wu Moxian (nervously): "I didn't..."

The God of War (tenderly): "You made me fall so hard for you."

Wu Moxian: (/ω\)

A world-weary God of War seme x a sweet, obedient mortal uke who gets pregnant and gradually grows bolder

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Coming soon: "Something Seems Off About the Immortal Realm." A model disciple of the immortal sect who can make pills, craft artifacts, fly, wield a sword, and help old ladies cross the street has ascended!

But why are the beastfolk chasing after me, insisting I'm female? (Female my foot!)

The beautiful elves surround me every day, asking to absorb the spiritual energy of heaven and earth. (I'm not your little sun!)

The mechanical folks are even worse. They insist low-grade spirit stones are precious ores they need to advance! (What about the high-grade spirit stones, then?)

Even my plain old spatial ring has become an unparalleled treasure! (Spatial ring: How is that my fault?)

Does something seem off about the Immortal Realm?

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