Name: [Wuxia Crossover] You Are a Fine Lady
Author: He Zi

Synopsis

Su Lan was bound to the Wise Ruler System after transmigrating.

Once he had calmed down, Su Lan decided it wasn't a big deal. Lots of people transmigrated these days, and plenty became emperors too. A mere young emperor...

[Host confirmed. Beginning dynasty scan. Beep! Congratulations, Host, you have unlocked the hidden achievement "Heroes Who Use Martial Arts to Defy the Law."]

[Beep! Detected five rebel factions targeting the Host.]

Su Lan expressionlessly tossed aside the imperial seal.

Let whoever wants this unlucky emperor have him.

But he had already transmigrated, and the System had already bound him. Su Lan didn't just want to survive; he wanted to try to make something of it.

After all, who wouldn't yearn to "hold the power of the world while awake, and sleep with beauties in their arms when drunk"?

So what if he was gay!

Now that he was emperor, couldn't he at least dream a little?

But surviving in a martial arts world was hard enough. As an unlucky young emperor with a fate full of hardship, who could get violated even in his sleep, Su Lan resorted to threats and sweet talk to get the System to advance him the reward for a hidden achievement: [Grandmaster of the Martial World].

It sounded impressive, but using it was bound to make enemies.

Put simply...

It let him perfectly replicate the martial arts techniques of villains who "use martial arts to defy the law."

[Beep. Rebel Ye Gucheng detected. Celestial Maiden Scatters Flowers replication progress: 5%, 10%, 60%... 95%...]

Su Lan: "..."

Looking at Lord Ye, whose every feature was exactly to his taste, the young emperor sighed deeply and murmured, "My lord, you are a beauty. Why not give yourself to me?"

Just give yourself to me. Otherwise, I'll have to decide whether to woo you with gentle threats or take you by force.

Locking you in a room for some kinky play would be a real shame. It might hurt our relationship.

Also, check out my upcoming novel, The Master Was Once a Long Aotian.

Yan Xun was a martial arts fiction fan.

So when the System came to him and offered to send him to a martial arts world, Yan Xun readily agreed. He dreamed of riding the handsomest horse, drinking the strongest liquor, and falling in love with the most beautiful person... Then he opened his eyes and found himself wearing a red bridal veil.

The novice System, which had sent him to the wrong world, cried until it was a complete wreck.

Yan Xun lifted the veil and fell silent.

Great. He hadn't married a beauty; he had become the beauty who was about to be married off.

Luckily, the Immortal Venerable he was betrothed to cultivated the Heartless Dao. Their master-disciple contract canceled the engagement and saved straight Yan's virtue.

To complete his mission, earn enough favorability, and make it to the martial arts world, Yan Xun set about diligently raising everyone's favorability.

From the Great Elder to the servant guarding the gate, even the dogs he passed got a couple of meat buns from him.

His Heartless Dao master was by far his favorite target.

After all, raising other people's favorability too high could lead to romantic entanglements, but a master of the Heartless Dao was guaranteed to be cold, unyielding, and unmoved!

A Heartless Dao master was reliable!

As he kept raising favorability, Yan Xun found himself caught in a love triangle involving three factions, all proposing to him.

Before he could come up with a solution, his master emerged from seclusion, cold and murderous, and locked him inside the bed curtains.

Yan Xun panicked. "System! Help! What's going on?! Isn't my master a Long Aotian who cultivates the Heartless Dao?!"

The System stammered, "But your master was a Long Aotian first, and only then a Heartless Dao cultivator!"

A Long Aotian is the sort of ruthless character who can return to the peak even after breaking the Heartless Dao and losing all his cultivation.

As the Immortal Venerable's Heartless Dao shattered and he grew more and more dangerous, the System whispered:

"Yikes. Maybe we should just accept it. I think your master can... press you right into the bed frame."

Later, Yan Xun went to the System to argue his case and demand compensation.

The System gave up. "Just answer me this: did you get to ride the most beautiful person, the one with the strongest spirit?"

Yan Xun: "?"

Had he really said that before?!