[Main story complete, ready to read!] [Currently fixing typos; any changes are just typo corrections.]
Coming soon: The Flirtatious Beauty Is Teasing Ghosts Again and After Transmigrating into a Beautiful but Doomed Immortal Lord's Puppet. Blurbs are at the bottom. If you're interested, feel free to add them to your collection!
Original title: What Could a Sickly Beauty Possibly Do Wrong?
[Basically, it's the story of a reborn lord taking the servant he tricked into coming with him from the wilderness and traveling through the cultivation world, exposing fakes and taking revenge. Of course, there'll be plenty of sweet romance too!]
Baili Changheng was reborn.
As luck would have it, he was reborn at the very source of all the suffering in his previous life.
At that time, his spiritual meridians had been crippled, and he had been cast into the wilderness.
There, he met the one person he had wronged most in his previous life.
At the time, that person was still a ten-year-old boy, holding a pitch-black sword and watching him coldly.
Baili Changheng picked up a branch and wrote on the ground: Young hero, I can tell from your exceptional bones that you have a great talent for cultivation. Why not take me as your master and let me guide you on the path to heaven?
Baili Changheng looked at the boy expectantly.
The boy stared at the writing for a while, then looked up and said coldly, "I can't read."
Baili Changheng: ...
Eight years later, a young man with white cloth covering his eyes came from the wilderness in a wheelchair, pushed by a black-clad boy with a sword on his back.
They said the boy had conquered the wilderness using nothing but the sword at his back, cleaving open the heavens.
"So, my lord, what exactly did we come back for?"
The lord looked up into those clear eyes, then smiled faintly. "To get married."
The boy: "?!"
#What do I do when my own lord keeps coveting my body? Asking online, it's urgent!#
Fake frail lord x genuinely formidable servant
Reading notes:
1. A loyal-dog story, with an older seme and a one-on-one, mutually exclusive relationship.
2. Important, so I'll say it three times: The sickly lord is the seme. The sickly lord is the seme. The sickly lord is the seme!
3. All of the lord's disabilities will eventually be cured.
4. My own take on cultivation, not meant for rigorous research.
Cultivation stages: Spirit Entry, Illusion Shattering, Void Inquiry, Heavenward Ascension
Note from 2021.10.05
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Completed story next door: The Villain Really Is Fragrant After Transmigrating into a Book
Coming soon: The Flirtatious Beauty Is Teasing Ghosts Again
[In short, it's the story of a ghost who gets tricked out of his body, heart, and power by a human.]
As a heaven-blessed prodigy, Chu Tianjiao was showered with love and favor from childhood.
One day, he was framed. Chu Tianjiao fell into the depths of misery, becoming a useless nobody whom anyone could kick while he was down.
Just when he thought his life was over, he learned the truth from a mirror ghost. He should have had an easy path to immortality and a smooth life, but his beloved junior brother had a ghost by his side: a ghost from another world who knew the future.
The ghost had urged his junior brother to steal his fortune and ruin his path to immortality, all so the junior brother could ascend himself.
In the pitch-black world inside the mirror, the mirror ghost asked him, "Are you willing to accept this?"
"No. I won't accept it," Chu Tianjiao said bitterly.
"Then make a contract with me," said the mirror ghost.
Chu Tianjiao's head was spinning, and he agreed in a daze.
Blood dripped into the mirror. Beneath a gray sky, the ghost knelt on one knee inside a scarlet magic circle, hair white as snow and clothes black as ink. He slowly raised his eyelids, ran the tip of his tongue over his crimson lips, and said, "Ghost servant Mu Jin, at your service."
After borrowing the ghost's power, Chu Tianjiao discovered that this ghost was a little unusual. He coveted not only Chu Tianjiao's body but also his soul. He never did anything useful, and was either kissing Chu Tianjiao or on his way to kiss him.
As a useless man who still needed the ghost's power, Chu Tianjiao accepted it all. Not only that, he even deliberately...
Well, the ghost was so handsome. It wasn't as if Chu Tianjiao had anything to lose, right?
"You have nothing to lose, but I've lost everything!" The ghost who learned the truth burst into tears. "Not only did I lose my body and power, but why are you the one on top of me?"
Patient, scheming, flirtatious beauty, the real hunter seme x duplicitous uke who thinks he's the seme, the fake hunter
Chu Tianjiao x Mu Jin
Coming soon: After Transmigrating into a Beautiful but Doomed Immortal Lord's Puppet
After selling vegetables at the village entrance for ten years, Bai Mo transmigrated and became the puppet-spouse of the Immortal Lord Jianwei of Penglai Mountain: an actual puppet.
The Immortal Lord Jianwei's spouse had also been an immortal lord. But this immortal lord had met an unfortunate end during the Penglai internal strife a hundred years ago. To remember him, Immortal Lord Jianwei had made a life-sized puppet of him.
He took it everywhere.
Bai Mo was deeply touched. The immortal lord was such a devoted lover! His own life would be comfortable from now on, and he'd never have to worry about money again!
But just two days later, Bai Mo was dumbfounded.
The immortal lord, who seemed so aloof and distant to outsiders, was actually an utterly awful glutton! He did nothing but lounge on a soft couch and admire the scenery, while Bai Mo had to work himself to the bone. He was controlled into cleaning up after him and cooking his meals! A downright unpaid laborer!
Bai Mo gritted his teeth. What kind of deep devotion was this? It was more like a grudge! His spouse was already dead, and the immortal lord still wouldn't let him rest!
Bai Mo threw down the pots and bowls. "I'm done! Doing unpaid work for an immortal lord is worse than selling vegetables at the village entrance. At least I can earn half a gold leaf a day!"
Immortal Lord Jianwei slowly approached, holding a handful of gold leaves and tossing them down. "Are you sure?"
Bai Mo caught them quickly. "Well, it's not like we can't negotiate..."
A seme who has spent a hundred years professionally pretending to be an immortal lord x an uke who has spent ten years professionally selling vegetables
Qi Jianwei x Bai Mo
Theme: Even when surrounded on all sides, never give up hope
I feel that Changsui has always been in a humble position. He has such paranoid feelings for the master, but he may be behind many things for the master. For example, the main character has always said that he came back to make up for the long-term follower, but I feel that the main character is more like the counter-attacking male protagonist of the male-led drama. Love is just the icing on the cake, and he only focuses on his career. He has friends, helpful people, and caring people around him. On the contrary, the long-term follower seems to be surrounding him all the time. The most incomprehensible thing is that the Lord didn't want to become a demon like in his previous life and use someone else's spiritual core, but in the end, Chang Sui's spiritual core was given to him, and Chang Sui became a demon. Is the Lord's rebirth just a redemption for himself?
(This only represents my personal thoughts. I control both sides and am not biased towards either side)
I feel so suffocated watching this... I don't think these two people are sweet at all. Chang Heng's love for Chang Sui must be mixed with too many things. This kind of impure love is really painful to watch.
I don't understand. I suddenly remembered a sapiosexual mentioned in the past two days, that is, the other person's IQ is higher than myself. I don't know why the master did this. To be honest, Chang Sui is not discouraged, which is really beyond my expectation. I think it is really reasonable for Chang Sui to become a demon. The person he loves loves himself, but it is often accompanied by the so-called world. I am his subordinate to save the world. Sorry, it is just a personal opinion. When it comes to getting married, there is no such thing. It is just a push-off. Isn't it being pua to follow you like this? I just want to be with you. I have been with you for so many years. I have never met other people and I don't know what the outside world is like. But you said you want me to see the world? You are about to die, but you still want to get married... For what? Are you afraid that you will have regrets yourself or are you afraid that you will have regrets along with you?
Although this article was written last year, I read it this year. This article can be said to be the best article I have read so far this year. Chang Heng is the protagonist of this article. Chang Heng has his own career line. He loves Chang Sui very much, but he will not do it because of Chang Heng. Chang Heng changes his plans at will. Almost all of Chang Heng's actions are carefully considered. However, Chang Heng can also be impulsive and panic when something happens to Chang Sui. Moreover, Chang Heng is a person who distinguishes between public and private matters. Chang Heng will punish him if he makes a mistake. It's like staying in bed to be 'punished' like other people, and then the rest of the mess will be solved by oneself, but real punishment. Even if the punishment is a little loose, at least there will be an explanation to the others on the surface. I don't know when it started. Gong has become a person who does not distinguish between public and private. He always brings personal emotions into the work and changes his plans casually for Shou, even if it harms his own career or his previous design. Gong seems to have no business of his own and surrounds Shou every day. But this article is different. Chang Heng loves Chang Sui, but for the sake of the overall situation, he can endure it and keep it quiet. His small impatience can mess up his big plans. Chang Heng's entangled thoughts make his love for Chang Sui more real. Nowadays, many Wen Gong and Shou's feelings always arise inexplicably. Their interactions may be sweet, but they are always light. Chang Sui is also very good. As Chang Heng's subordinate, he listens to Chang Heng's words and looks out for Chang Heng. Even if he makes a mistake, he will honestly admit punishment instead of relying on favor to become arrogant. Chang Sui's world is very small, and there is only Chang Heng, but for Chang Heng, he can cooperate with Chang Heng. If Chang Heng didn't want to say anything, he wouldn't force Chang Heng, and Chang Sui didn't create a lot of mess for Chang Heng because of some speechless things. He would admit his mistakes when he made them, but he wouldn't say nothing at all. He kept everything in his heart and would communicate with Chang Heng appropriately. There is mutual respect between Baili Changheng and Chang Sui, and what is very touching is that Changheng has many friends and family members who are sincere to him. Although they all have some inappropriate things, they really think about Gong. I am really tired of these current routines. I don't understand why Gong would make people betray each other when they are just in love. My family and friends are all attentive to me, but my family and friends are very picky about me. Although there are still some imperfections in this article, for me, I am really happy to read this article. Moreover, the author also has his own ideas and did not change his subsequent plot because of some crematoriums in the comments, which is really great. In fact, I really don't like crematoriums. Maybe some people like them, but I really don't understand. If falling in love can clear away misunderstandings, why do we need crematoriums? If we don't have resentment, forget it. Separation is not bad. Life is not just about love, and love doesn't have to be just one period. Why do we torture each other like this? I have written so much without realizing it. This is my first time writing a long review. Anyway, I am very happy to see this article. I hope the author can always stick to his own ideas. 0V0
The idea is very good, but to be honest, there are too many bloody elements. I don't think this article is intended to take a suspense route. Such constant reversals, and most of the reversal points are close, will make people a bit tired.
I went to the extra chapter just to get some sugar. Why don't the extra chapters have more chapters?
Help, it's he (double death does not count)
After all this time, I still like Nie Ye very much
I will accept the ending as a happy ending, otherwise I will kill Chang Heng. He is so cute even though he is so upright.
The ending of spreading flowers? It's so beautiful.
I feel that Changsui has always been in a humble position. He has such paranoid feelings for the master, but he may be behind many things for the master. For example, the main character has always said that he came back to make up for the long-term follower, but I feel that the main character is more like the counter-attacking male protagonist of the male-led drama. Love is just the icing on the cake, and he only focuses on his career. He has friends, helpful people, and caring people around him. On the contrary, the long-term follower seems to be surrounding him all the time. The most incomprehensible thing is that the Lord didn't want to become a demon like in his previous life and use someone else's spiritual core, but in the end, Chang Sui's spiritual core was given to him, and Chang Sui became a demon. Is the Lord's rebirth just a redemption for himself? (This only represents my personal thoughts. I control both sides and am not biased towards either side)
I feel so suffocated watching this... I don't think these two people are sweet at all. Chang Heng's love for Chang Sui must be mixed with too many things. This kind of impure love is really painful to watch.
I don't understand. I suddenly remembered a sapiosexual mentioned in the past two days, that is, the other person's IQ is higher than myself. I don't know why the master did this. To be honest, Chang Sui is not discouraged, which is really beyond my expectation. I think it is really reasonable for Chang Sui to become a demon. The person he loves loves himself, but it is often accompanied by the so-called world. I am his subordinate to save the world. Sorry, it is just a personal opinion. When it comes to getting married, there is no such thing. It is just a push-off. Isn't it being pua to follow you like this? I just want to be with you. I have been with you for so many years. I have never met other people and I don't know what the outside world is like. But you said you want me to see the world? You are about to die, but you still want to get married... For what? Are you afraid that you will have regrets yourself or are you afraid that you will have regrets along with you?
Although this article was written last year, I read it this year. This article can be said to be the best article I have read so far this year. Chang Heng is the protagonist of this article. Chang Heng has his own career line. He loves Chang Sui very much, but he will not do it because of Chang Heng. Chang Heng changes his plans at will. Almost all of Chang Heng's actions are carefully considered. However, Chang Heng can also be impulsive and panic when something happens to Chang Sui. Moreover, Chang Heng is a person who distinguishes between public and private matters. Chang Heng will punish him if he makes a mistake. It's like staying in bed to be 'punished' like other people, and then the rest of the mess will be solved by oneself, but real punishment. Even if the punishment is a little loose, at least there will be an explanation to the others on the surface. I don't know when it started. Gong has become a person who does not distinguish between public and private. He always brings personal emotions into the work and changes his plans casually for Shou, even if it harms his own career or his previous design. Gong seems to have no business of his own and surrounds Shou every day. But this article is different. Chang Heng loves Chang Sui, but for the sake of the overall situation, he can endure it and keep it quiet. His small impatience can mess up his big plans. Chang Heng's entangled thoughts make his love for Chang Sui more real. Nowadays, many Wen Gong and Shou's feelings always arise inexplicably. Their interactions may be sweet, but they are always light. Chang Sui is also very good. As Chang Heng's subordinate, he listens to Chang Heng's words and looks out for Chang Heng. Even if he makes a mistake, he will honestly admit punishment instead of relying on favor to become arrogant. Chang Sui's world is very small, and there is only Chang Heng, but for Chang Heng, he can cooperate with Chang Heng. If Chang Heng didn't want to say anything, he wouldn't force Chang Heng, and Chang Sui didn't create a lot of mess for Chang Heng because of some speechless things. He would admit his mistakes when he made them, but he wouldn't say nothing at all. He kept everything in his heart and would communicate with Chang Heng appropriately. There is mutual respect between Baili Changheng and Chang Sui, and what is very touching is that Changheng has many friends and family members who are sincere to him. Although they all have some inappropriate things, they really think about Gong. I am really tired of these current routines. I don't understand why Gong would make people betray each other when they are just in love. My family and friends are all attentive to me, but my family and friends are very picky about me. Although there are still some imperfections in this article, for me, I am really happy to read this article. Moreover, the author also has his own ideas and did not change his subsequent plot because of some crematoriums in the comments, which is really great. In fact, I really don't like crematoriums. Maybe some people like them, but I really don't understand. If falling in love can clear away misunderstandings, why do we need crematoriums? If we don't have resentment, forget it. Separation is not bad. Life is not just about love, and love doesn't have to be just one period. Why do we torture each other like this? I have written so much without realizing it. This is my first time writing a long review. Anyway, I am very happy to see this article. I hope the author can always stick to his own ideas. 0V0
The idea is very good, but to be honest, there are too many bloody elements. I don't think this article is intended to take a suspense route. Such constant reversals, and most of the reversal points are close, will make people a bit tired.
I went to the extra chapter just to get some sugar. Why don't the extra chapters have more chapters?
Help, it's he (double death does not count)
After all this time, I still like Nie Ye very much
I will accept the ending as a happy ending, otherwise I will kill Chang Heng. He is so cute even though he is so upright.
The ending of spreading flowers? It's so beautiful.