[Western Crossover] A Guide to Nonhuman Games

He’s a quest guide. As the name suggests, he’s the narrator in a game. His job every day is to guide that idiot of a game protagonist through the game’s storyline and make blue skies and white clouds appear on the screen to signify a happy ending. But for some reason, the game protagonist always has ideas of his own. The narrator has given him countless chances to get back on the normal path, but he seems to prefer coming up with ten thousand different ways to die. The narrator decides to quit. He gets a new script. He meets a new idiot. The new idiot still doesn’t like following the script. Life is just too hard. [New story next door: Western Crossover: Base Construction in Progress] Blurb: Zhang Dianyu becomes the warden in a prison-building game. After all sorts of strange transfer inmates arrive at the prison, his daily prison reports start looking like this: Today, Hydra successfully infiltrated the guards in D Block, causing a small-scale riot. The Joker killed six more inmates. A certain engineer led 32 prisoners in digging a tunnel to escape. Another inmate mysteriously disappeared... Wait, what’s going on with Hannibal? Zhang Dianyu: Is something wrong with this game? The undercover superheroes: ...Everything about this prison is wrong! Even the ambulances carrying corpses are blocking the main road! The prisoners: Staying alive is so hard. To build a peaceful, civilized prison, Zhang Dianyu decides to put on a secret identity and personally choose the inmates. The only problem is that abandoning an identity requires faking your death. Zhang Dianyu doesn’t think it’s a big deal. There’s no way anyone will figure out who he is. Never in this lifetime. And if someone does find out, he’ll just have to silence them. Later: “…” [Upcoming story: Western Crossover: Earth’s Last Administrator] Blurb: Lin Mo thought he had transmigrated to a parallel superhero world with a genius playboy entrepreneur but no Iron Man, a wartime hero and symbol of justice but no Captain America, and a Brucey Wayne but no Dark Knight. Until one day, the System tells him he’s the last guardian on Earth, and that he erased the superheroes’ memories. ...And his own memories, too. The Skrulls are due to invade in six months, and there isn’t a single superhero on Earth. System: Heh. You dug this hole yourself. Deal with it. Lin Mo: …Was I crazy or something back then???!!! A friend’s upcoming story: Has Alfred Retired Yet? [Western Crossover] by Qingwatou Fulan Alfred has been waiting twenty years for the young master to get married and have children so he can retire and enjoy life, but it still hasn’t happened. He’s on the verge of a breakdown. Daily question: Did Batman get married today? No. When can Alfred retire? Not anytime soon. A few recommendations from friends: Get Away, You Damn Number [Western Crossover] by Jiu Ge Blurb: Save the numbers, save the superheroes. Family History of Mental Illness [Western Crossover] by Qingwatou Fulan Blurb: Did Batman get married today?, No. I Heard I’m Carrying the Egg of an Immortal Realm Big Shot by Mo Shang Qing Hu (upcoming) Blurb: That big shot must be pretending to be the egg’s dad just to steal my egg! Ptooey! About Switching Souls by Liang Tiao Yu (upcoming) Completed stories: [Film and TV Crossover] A Guide to Nonhuman Evolution → What Do I Do After Becoming an Alien? Other upcoming stories: [Western Crossover] In Theory, It Can Be Invaded → An Alien Kitty Only Wants to Rule Earth [Western Crossover] There’s Something Wrong with This Iron Man → How Many Dads Does Iron Man’s Kid Have?