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[Football] A Survival Guide for Cats and Mice in Milan

［足球］米兰猫鼠生存指南

by This Bigshot Is No Scallop (此比格绝非扇贝)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 28k Words
Genre: Danmei (BL)
Era: Modern Era
Updated: 16d ago
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Synopsis

"Kevin De Bruyne’s Diary of Raising Mice: Milan Edition"

Goodbye, Manchester City. I’m bringing the kid back with me. I’m going to settle down and live happily ever after.

There may not be much about the matches. It’s mainly about the two of them in their everyday lives, a sweet little treat, free and not behind a paywall.

In his first month after moving to Milan, De Bruyne suddenly realized

that his boyfriend was popular with everyone.

Not to mention the Maldinis, who spoiled the kid rotten. De Bruyne opened the fridge and found meat pies from Costacurta, pickles from Albertini, egg tarts from Ambrosini… In short, their fridge was never empty.

Poor Mr. De Bruyne started feeling a little anxious.

But don’t worry, he has Mr. Maldini, who loves him more than anyone in the world.

Theme: Let’s make something sweet.

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