[Football] Courtois's Daily Scoldings

Many years later, Eden Hazard had this to say about the relationship between Thibaut Courtois and Beckham:

“I think either Thibaut was beaten into insanity by Belial, or Belial bullied Thibaut into developing Stockholm syndrome.”

Half the people present stood up to applaud, while the other half marveled at Hazard's brilliant rhetoric.

Thibaut: “Eden, you'd better sleep with one eye open tonight.”

Belial: “Hmm? Do you want some fries, too?”

Reading Guide:

① Belial is a mix of beagle and cow cat, a gloriously British seagull caricature, and an absolute menace. His cruelty is beyond human comprehension. Don't read if that's not your thing.

② The pairing is Courtois, but there are other relationships and one-sided crushes (important).

③ The kid is from the Beckham family and has bullied everyone since childhood. There's no obligation to be nice!

This kid has unusual tastes. Please don't complain if you don't like them.

Theme: Karma always comes around