[Football] Ren, Your Karma Has Come

What? They've been turning the pitch into Hollywood, and now teammates are slapping their captain on the field? It's fine, it's fine.

What? The goalkeeper's running farther forward than the defenders, nearly out of the penalty area? It's fine, it's fine.

What? The locker room is teaming up to sideline the head coach again, with the captain leading a revolt? It's fine, it's fine.

Wait, what did you say? Maldini brought that bunch of old Italians to see Ilyas again? This is not fine! Close the doors! Lock them!!!! Don't let Ilyas get away!!!!

Reader's guide

① The author is a pretend fan, but I'll brush up on the facts and interviews before starting, so don't worry.

② This kid has a very unusual flavor. Ilyas is a wonderfully strange little fool: bad-tempered, strong as an ox, and empty-headed, but incredibly powerful and stubborn as a mule. Please sample with caution.

③ The CP hasn't been decided yet, but Ballack is the most likely option (I'm not sure). It might also be no CP with lots of one-sided crushes. That depends on how much karma Ren needs to pay off while I'm writing (not really, this poor guy just can't handle choosing).

Theme: Fools really do beat experts, no exaggeration